The Book of Dave

If only I could go back and tell that younger version of me what I know now. I would tell him that the Ford Escort van would be a bloody excellent idea for his future prospects

This is a fucking terrible idea. There is already debate over whether we should even use KiwiSaver for first homes. But at least that’s an asset, that helps your future. For a rental bond?? This will absolutely make people financially worse off. nzherald.co.nz/nz/election-20…

@various just noticed smokecds.com is still there on the internet, aside from the keyword stuffing, more or less unchanged. Such longevity!

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

@bentorkington And a safe face now too

@bentorkington That is a nice bit of kit right there

This is like when you dont sell any of the school fundraising peanut slabs so your mum has to buy them all

It would have ended here if America was healthy.

@Jenene They are demanding a homework assignment and for you to return that library book

@TeRinaKowhai nga mihi for that report on 3 news

Wayne brown is the platonic ideal of a boomer man. Outrageously overconfident, dumb and lazy

David Brent of The Office looks like a management genius compared to Elon Mush

@CrazyIdeasNZ @lancewiggs @AklTransport It's in the bus. That looks pretty deep to me.

@Spudooli @lancewiggs @AklTransport It wasn't easily obvious just how deep the puddle was on the busway side!

This is not a safety culture @AklTransport

Any analysis of the reasons behind the end of her political career that ends at what she said and does not engage with other material facts and context is simply not worthy of the name

I think everyone (who isn’t a c*nt) thinks the PM has had a bloody hard few years, from Christchurch to Whakaari then the pandemic. I absolutely respect (and believe) her reason for leaving. Thanks PM, you’ve done an amazing job in the most challenging period in our lifetime.

I'm not here any more. You can continue to follow, if you want to, at spudooli_house at botsin dot space

I can't help but think Tesla and SpaceX are successful in spite of Musk, not because of Musk, given the almost unbelievable level of inept management on display here

@publicaddress No one is playing before Kamasi

Read this by Damien Grant, yes, I mean it