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This guy in the glasses muttering "bollocks" (as some baby toff chunters about Boris being the only choice) is my new hero. What a ledge! #bbcqt #BorisJohnson

@5tevieM @JoeWritesThings I just don't get how it can be written off without being seen! Just give it a chance. And accept that these things have good weeks and bad weeks. USA SNL having a good run at present. I'd have loved to be in SNL, I hope it does well.

A person: there’s no tv sketch comedy anymore Same person: this new tv sketch comedy show that hasnt aired yet is shit. I will also give it one episode max before I decide it’s irredeemable and slag it off online, leaving no room for improvement/ development of any future shows

@bushontheradio My fairly limited in diet 5 year old would inexplicably demolish that. Loves the beet

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@BarclaysUKHelp Ah OK it's cos I hadn't set a pass code for messaging on here bear with me, can message now

@Kerry_Gooderson You should be able to use the link can you see the little envelope? Donz

@BarclaysUKHelp hello, I am paperless but need one posted bank statement for ID purposes. I requested it in branch (they said they'd request) and one online - both requested on 2nd March. It has been 14 working days and I've not received either, how can I ensure I receive one?

@BarclaysUKHelp Yes, the call to action button witn envelope is just not leading to a message pathway

@BarclaysUKHelp Oh dear, still not working. Is this only for me?

@Kerry_Gooderson Ah im sorry you're having difficulties yes heres an invite to DM 😊Donz twitter.com/messages/compo…

@BarclaysUKHelp Thanks, I'm trying to select the send DM but it isn't leading to anything. Can I get a new "link" thanks

@Kerry_Gooderson Hey there 👋 Thanks for reaching out to us, hope you've been keeping ok 😊 Pop into DM, and we'll do our best to support you further. Donz twitter.com/messages/compo…

@LinJSol Happy birthday!

I feel sad today...it's my birthday & .....no one & nothing...78 I also feel embarrassed to be writing this...I'm sorry...😢

An anti-war ad from a decade ago is going viral. Because the same wars keep happening-for the same interests, at the same cost, with the same lies

People make mistakes, intent is a spectrum & not enough time is given over to what truly happened. People play judge, jury & executioner, psyched up on a fraction of the facts. Caroline Flack was hounded but politicians get away with horrors. I don't understand the world

Absolutely wonderful cast, Yerin Ha is the most incredible actress bringing grace, warmth, power and vulnerability all at once. 2 eps left to watch! BBC News - Bridgerton's first East Asian family is a beautiful thing, say cast bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Better late than never, spent Lunar New Year with my beloved grandma who is an absolute diamond 💎 Luna looks so like her ❤️

Hey credit where credit's due, at least it's t'proper pie, not a puff pastry coaster sweating atop a tin #BBCApprentice

@has_janey18742 @JohnCleese Watched it last night and felt exactly the same

@JohnCleese Watched first 2 eps last night - his performance wasn't comedy. It was pathos, sadness, magic, and comedy all rolled into one. Just fecking beautiful (I also loved his room.) #SmallProphets

With all the awful things going on in the world, this may seem trivial, but... I am absolutely tickled pink that Sir Mickey Pallin is receiving rave reviews for his first comedy performance for about 30 years. He's always been the funniest of the Pythons ( except for Eric Idle, of course ) and I want to congratulate him with all that is left of my heart

@luvhuss What was the outcome?

@luvhuss To be fair, I am tasked with applying many a tattoo to my little hell raiser.

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say "go on, it's ok!" and the little girl shuffled up to me and said "ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?" Im dying

Envious as HELL of the new UK #SNL cast. Look forward to watching it, I hope they all have a ball, lucky bastards x

I'm not crying, you're crying 😭.

Do You Remember America Before Trump? NEW VIDEO! WATCH! TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK. Let's get this to 1 million views fast. Please retweet and quote tweet.

@Protect_Wldlife @PaulCarmichaelV I needed this, my jaded little world-weary heart just coughed back into life

A female Swan who fell ill and was taken to an animal hospital for treatment. This is the moment she was reunited with her partner, from whom she'd been separated for 3 weeks. Such a touching moment ❤️.