you’re projecting

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

officially my burthday

NO CHUPEN SU PROPIA PIJA NO se siente como si te chuparan la pija SE SIENTE como si estuvieras chupando una pija REPITO, NO SE AUTOCHUPEN LA PIJA

Rolling Stone names the moment the ‘Golden’ acceptance speech was cut off as one of the worst moments of this year’s Oscars: — "Last year, Adrien Brody spoke for an interminable five minutes and 40 seconds when he won Best Actor for The Brutalist. At no point was his mic turned off. But this year, when the KPop Demon Hunters song “Golden” won — the first K-pop song to be honored by the Academy — a member of the songwriting team, Yu Han Lee, didn’t get out more than a “thank you” before producers cut away and killed his mic… and didn’t bring it back, even after an audible negative reaction from the crowd as the orchestra swelled. It was a shockingly rude moment for a group of people who’d just made history, and whose earworm song had the audience singing along earlier in the night. They could have given that man 30 seconds to soak in the glory. And when Brody presented a few minutes later and mocked his long speech last year, the joke landed with a thud."

For a brief moment I relived a precious childhood moment of mine playing Pokemon. One of the fossil Pokémon Kabuto came out shiny! The excitement I felt! and I wasn’t even trying to look for this! Sometimes awesome things just find you!

There’s some dude in the sauna who is practicing his mumble rap at me without my consent

I hope they make the same joke they did at the MTV Music Awards

@OsheaJacksonJr Robin, Robin, Robin

Boa Handcock or Nico Robin.

1 or 2 please help

@Impact_onfire I will come more often if you guys give this fella a chance

We're looking to pick up a few more players to prepare with in 2026.

@Gaberaltor Miss you dude

Picked the worst day to forget my earbuds. I just wanna be like this rn. 🤦‍♀️

love me, please love me

Lay my troubles to bed. Lately they get more rest than I.

Los Feliz Dads watching their kids play at the Griffith Park playground:

Nintendo is suing the U.S. government.

I think what a lot of you libtards don’t understand is that he didn’t want war, he was blackmailed into it because he is a child molester.

The beginning of tech music

Brilliant bloopers from BETWEEN TWO FERNS #ZachGalifianakis

@armangh333 How do you think the Bonney/Robin match up goes

I won today’s first Heroines Battle with Bonney. It was very challenging, and I quickly noticed that I need to adjust the deck list. Match ups: Blue Nami 🟢 BY Nami 🟢 Lim 🟢 BY Nami 🟢 RB Vivi 🟢

Girls that poop Bitches that shit