Kevin Dack

@FFS_WhatNow Mortgage Eyes, one fixed, one variable.

I'm shocked he didn't see them coming.

@SarahDuggers “Husband”

Joani Reid’s taste for seamen must be hard for her husband to swallow.

@sometimesyouwin @archivetvmus71 Shame it wasn’t his own.

@archivetvmus71 What a fantastic head of hair Wogan had at 40

On this day in 1978, the first of two untransmitted pilots of Blankety Blank was taped. One set replacement later, the series would begin airing in January 1979.

@archivetvmus71 I’m sure Terry’s wig was fashionable then.

@Edmontondude Is she from Bradford?

Yes I know: hell!

@Mofoman360 It would have been a virtually seamless transition from EIIR to AIIR.

Do you think Princess Anne The Princess Royal would have been an amazing Queen Yes or No?

@archivetvmus71 She has been around a few blocks.

Top of the Pops (31st March 1988). Eighth Wonder hold the number 10 position with I'm Not Scared.

@siobhankennedy4 @Channel4News @scott_mills “The evidential threshold had not been met to bring charges.” So the police thought he was guilty enough and that they had enough evidence to submit it to the CPS but the CPS hedged their bets that they wouldn’t be able to get a prosecution to stick.

Scott Mills has spoken @Channel4News @scott_mills Scott Mills said:
 “The recent announcement that I am no longer contracted to the BBC has led to the publication of rumour and speculation. In response to this the Metropolitan Police has made a statement, which I confirm relates to me. An allegation was made against me in 2016 of a historic sexual offence which was the subject of a police investigation in which I fully cooperated and responded to in 2018. As the police have stated, a file of evidence was submitted to the Crown Prosecution Service, which determined that the evidential threshold had not been met to bring charges. 

Since the investigation related to an allegation that dates back nearly 30 years and the police investigation was closed 7 years ago, I hope that the public and the media will understand and respect my wish not to make any further public comment on this matter.

I wish to thank from the bottom of my heart all those who have reached out to me with kindness, my former colleagues, and my beloved listeners, who I greatly miss.”

@furbabygirl She doesn’t have to turn hers off because us poor bastards are paying her bill for her. She really is an insufferably thick cunt.

Don’t worry about freezing to death because weather forecaster Rachel Reeves says we won’t need the heating on until October. I’d like to see her turning her heating off until then the hypocrite.

@spikedonline The case was closed because it didn’t meet the threshold where they could be sure that a prosecution would be successful. That doesn’t mean he wasn’t guilty or not guilty, a bit like the Not Proven verdict they had in Scotland.

What has Scott Mills done to deserve his sacking? He was interviewed by police 10 years ago, over alleged offences from more than 25 years ago, and then the case was closed. Has the BBC jumped the gun?, asks Luke Gittos buff.ly/S7X2v6r

@cwestword Yes, I never use hot water or shower from July to September. What a thick cunt she is. She doesn’t have to worry about her gas bill as no doubt we are paying for it.

“From July to September, erm Gas usage especially by families and pensioners, is the lowest of any months of the year, because it is the summer months.” This pearl of wisdom is brought to you by Rachel from accounts.

@YesterdaysBrit1 Call the police, some wet woke lefty must have been offended by this. I remember swapping these at school.

Childhood memories from the seventies. Now a taboo subject.

@LNallalingham “Husband”

🚨 The odds of this happening randomly are around 1 in 374 trillion. There are around 67 million people in the UK. Just 4 are in command of our nuclear submarines. Labour MP Joani Reid, whose husband has been arrested on suspicion of spying for China, has been linked to 2 of them. The chance of that happening once is about 1 in 16.75 million. Twice? 1 in 374 trillion. What an incredible coincidence…

@MediaSOI Why do we have to live with these monsters. Deport and never let them back.

An Uber Eats delivery driver who returned to a customer's address in Boston and raped her after a delivery has been jailed. Jitendrakumar Prajapati, 47, of Castle Square, Wyberton West Road, Boston, appeared before Lincoln Crown Court on 27 March. He was sentenced to a five-year custodial sentence, reduced to three years and eight months after pleading guilty to rape. He was also sentenced concurrently for 18 months for sexual assault and served a deportation order. The court heard how that Prajapati’s vulnerable victim had used the delivery service just after lunchtime on 19 January. He struck up conversation with her, stating that he’d just moved to the area and didn’t know anyone, that he needed help getting a visa

@TomEDewey1948 He must have fucked them with a broomstick because his cock was never going to get beyond that gut.

Britain's fattest MP ever (He was also a child predator)

@B___K_____ They should never have closed metal asylums

I went down a rabbit hole on a Scott Mills FB fan page and found the scariest super fan ever. Please remember this tweet if we never see him again.

@DaveAtherton20 Oh dear. Anyway, I’m having salmon for dinner tonight.

🚨Breaking News🚨 It is reported two people have died and one person is missing crossing the Channel. The dinghy was reported there were 50 people aboard.

@Alexandr4Denman look at those Mortgage Eyes - one fixes, on variable.

Security guard caught with £65,000 drugs stash jailed after police raid Mohammed Waheed, 23, has been jailed after officers uncovered a major stash of drugs and cash at his flat in Preston. Police found: 115g of cocaine worth £34,000+ Nearly 400g of cannabis Over £32,000 in cash Scales and a burner phone linked to dealing The former Fishergate Centre security guard admitted supplying Class A and B drugs and possessing criminal property. A judge said the amount of cash and drugs showed “significant involvement” in dealing, despite Waheed claiming he was struggling with addiction at the time. He has now been sentenced to 30 months in prison.

@ThrillaRilla369 Get another dog.

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@DavidMcGregorBN And all paid for by taxpayers.

From today, Labour has increased the minimum wage to £12.71 an hour, cut energy bills by £117, frozen prescription charges, expanded sick pay and brought in day one rights at work. Not bad for a government that’s supposedly “no different”.