Kevin Samuels

@_mattcoop2_ Cap

@GerryGomez55 How about you and Vito lock in? Only been seeing rants and negative energy coming from your end lately. Is everything okay? Don’t let a Truman Burbank quote ruin your bar sit. #Flakes

@KevSamuelzombie No, Vito just told me you had a shit tweet

And in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

@cole_f8 I rate this

The Gentlemen’s Switch. You and your boy both buy a beer, and then swap. A sign of respect, and love. CBTM

It’s honestly the hope that kills you

Need answers quick

My entire wellbeing will soon be determined by 22 blokes kicking a ball around in Paris.

Biggest night of his career @KevSamuelzombie….. hopefully he doesn’t drop an odegaard performance in a big game.

*Insert that one Andy Bernard Quote

Phillies game on a Tuesday because we can #hookey

Why must you start loudly packing your things right when the clock strikes the time the class is supposed to end? While the teacher is talking? Were you raised in a jungle?

April 24th. This marks a 2.5 year stretch of not skipping class without a good reason (Yes, Mardigras was a good reason. Yes UVA DKE Day Party was a good reason). Just don’t have it today for that 9AM lecture. Let’s play Hooky #hooky #ferrisbeuller #coldbrew #senioritis

@GerryGomez55 having a STINKER at the local watering hole. STINKER!

@_mattcoop2_ They’re all sweats no?

Wait why have I never met a girl that is a bad student?

No. Do not “piggyback” off someone else’s comment and then say the same exact point. Please man just don’t

This El Salvador deportation case sums up current America perfectly

I’m right there with you @GerryGomez55 #saturday

Plz God, help us and protect us @Arsenal