Kev Wilson

Out of practice 😂😇

Now I've discovered wood dye and Danish oil the older ones are having a revamp. 😆

Wit woo ❤️

Top or bottom? Doing a couple of meddlings while outside warms up and don’t really like the red face, bit gammon coloured, Fender did the blackface range before their silverface models, I like the top more I think. 😁

@CountDankulaTV Did he ever clean his room?

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Although in the space of me posting that it's now been amended and the DVLA form sent first class to DVLA, and I got a phone call from the practice informing me and apologising.

I did expect to find my HBa1C level there...

@NHSEngland @NHSuk @NHSDiabetesProg @HNYPartnership @CQCpressoffice Why am I seeing mention of a cervical screening clinic as part of my diabetes test results when I'm a type one diabetic MAN? 10 week wait so far for the useless gp to fill in a DVLA form.

@Kerr21Kerr @GBDocInfo @NHSDiabetesProg Looking at my test results I’m losing faith, I’m not expecting a call from the cervical screening team as I’m a bloke.

@Kerr21Kerr @GBDocInfo @NHSDiabetesProg So, it's taken ballaching up to an Olympic level to achieve but I'm to go to clinic tomorrow afternoon to see a Professor & a nurse, and the lead clinic nurse arranged that and I'm grateful for it, but what happens to the many who won't shout the odds?

@NHSDiabetesProg @GBDocInfo My Gp got a DVLA driving licence questionnaire on the 4th January, as of yet not returned, my blood data is on Nightscout, clinic are aware of this, 20 months since I've seen a consultant for my yearly review. D care worsening yearly.

Motorhead's ACE OF SPADES played on church bells in The Netherlands - who knew heavy metal would sound so good on bells

Bit unsure of the translation to be honest 😂

😇😂😄😍 Bless my eldest daughter

I gave it a treat, but it’s actually a Phillips valve, Mullard made in the 60’s and it’s mint ❤️😆😀

Beats a badger.

@NHSDiabetesProg @GBDocInfo 'DVLA is solely reliant on doctors and other healthcare professionals for the provision of medical information. To make timely licensing decisions that impact on the safety of the individual and the public, DVLA needs information to be provided as quickly as possible. '

This kid was born to be behind the kit. Somewhere nearby, the clarinet player is reevaluating his life choices.