Long Dick Squidberg

@O_Pilotoo @Aliciatrece13 Its always Colombian chicks with very sketchy pasts.

@Aliciatrece13 Que pasa con las colombianas que se pierden así, aquella vez fue de una actriz también colombiana

@AnnadeVilleXXX You live up north or down south? Its humid as hell right now along the gulf. Fuuuuuuck

It is so hot today and I’m so glad my apartment stays cool.

@_mililuv Ah shit. For breakfast tacos I meant to put Laredo on Washington.

@_mililuv My house. Jk, like fried chicken? Gus's and Tumble 22 both on Washington. Pizza? Franks. Mexican breakfast tacos? Washington also. Street tacos? Northside of Houston or Pasadena area. Asian? Literally anywhere in southwest Houston.

@spanker444 I need to hit them up. I keep hearing about lucha on IG.

@tatteduplix I love edging when I jerk off so 1 solid round is all i need

Depends what kind of day I’m having

@moneyriaa Pics or it didn't happen

I squirted all on his backseat of his car🫡

@GeeMarisa_ fuck you so sexy

@savshawz When we didnt have ANY porn whores. Twitter was fun in 2010.

Remember when social media was fun

@zoeyuso @LivRevamped Chud the builder was right all along.

So fucking scary dude

@Ashleebanksx Ain't shit to do here but clubbing and brunch spots. I enjoy Memorial park, franks pizza and riding the train at Hermann Park lol

I live in Houston & literally never be outside 😭

@xoxoceles W O R K

@SE_Railfan84 hey are you aware that Jacob H.C. from Houston, known on YouTube as Texansrailfan, has trespassed on a UP locomotive and played with the horn and bell? He has an active arrest warrant.

@SomaKazima2 Says the gay black dude with blonde hair.....

That's a rough 28

@CultofCami Because you females aren't worth it anymore.

Men really cannot plan a date worth shit. Took my gf 5 mins to book a res, had caviar, planned a spa day, and plotted a 5 day beach vacation. Women make moves and men just sit idly by lol

This missbnasty bitch blocked me but yeah, she's about as racist as they get lmao

@Jena_LaRose Time to let your butthole take a break.

I see myself retiring from this soon, unfortunately. 💝

@DavidC70983287 @CultofCami A used up pussy

@CultofCami Any girl who says she needs a man who makes 8 million is an idiot! What do you bring to the table???

I don’t want a man who makes 100k, I want a man who makes 5-8M+ or at least exceeds my own net worth. 100k per year is poverty level where I live. The truth is you don’t actually know what women want bc you clearly haven’t spent much time with any.

@CultofCami Lmao when a whole tries being smart 🤣 and reasonable for that matter