Kevin Jordan

Wrote a verse yesterday that has four subtle pro wrestling references in it. Didn’t think it could be done tbh.

@BVasion Hahahaha. We did that for a kickstarter to buy our first tour van. RIP. Think this cost someone $50 and we went HARD on it lol.

@KevinTWL When are we seeing this banger live? This was my introduction to TWL 😂 youtu.be/HZypLgTgFTM?si…

@patmaine The Mirror

What’s the best tour we’ve ever done?

@pj_sazz Banger tweet

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well, all questions aside, I asked and you lied, and now my hands are tied

Outside coffee is a big treat in your 30’s

@croetter BIG Fiends guy

absolutely underrated gem from the 2000’s wanted agraceful to sound like this band so bad

Costco always filled with the most jacked dudes you’ll see outside of a gym.

It actually took me several years to get married in the suburbs

@ryankirbz I propose “heater”

I’m afraid we need to retire the word “banger” when we talk about songs. 😕

@PatrickNMW My Pops thought he’d see me on draft day but I was 5’6 and played guitar 😭

The male urge to abandon everyone I’ve ever known and start over

Mayday Parade LOVES a key change and I love Mayday Parade

@patmaine What album is y’all’s Low Tides?

Every show we play from here on out will be Forever Halloween in full.

@WorryClub Bro Indie

This is what the albums about

@hansel_mp3 Ideally health insurance wouldn’t have to be tied to employment. What happens to people with chronic illnesses when the company they work for goes out of business? Layoff’s, government shutdowns, businesses going under during Covid. Too many variables to fuck with peoples health.

i can’t imagine $25k covers more than 7-10 musicians for a year of health insurance sumerian talking about “we gave our bands insurance when they asked nicely!! check w this one band that’s easily grossing ~$1M/yr!” labels should budget it into your signings i don’t understand

@HeartAttackMane One of my favorite movies ever.

Have any of our fans watched this movie because of Out For Blood? Most of the lyrics are either quotes or direct references

Love a scene where a dude is just assembling a sniper rifle

Y’all, is it cringe to have in ear monitoring?

Just updating everyone that mainland Europe did NOT get my schtick at all. Jokes and gags just absolutely did NOT land.

@MarcosSOTS @Broadside_ Best band in their genre both on record and on stage 📠

still don’t understand why @Broadside_ isn’t the biggest band in the world

@claymouserat @thiswildlife @AdelTWL YYYOOOOO!!!! Congrats!!!! Such a beautiful moment, glad we could be a small part of it ❤️