Chris P. Bacon 🥓

For those keeping score. Yes, Cornyn got the Liz Cheney treatment. I’ll never stop laughing at this

[Jabbering asshole voice that sounds suspiciously like Thomas Massie's] "Well ya know, I really WOULD like to help Trump out and advance that America First/MAGA agenda, you know I really WOULD like to be able to do that, but DARN IT, wouldn't you just KNOW it, my precious libertarian/constitutional PRINCIPLES keep inspiring me to [checks card] block everything MAGA for the last fucking year and hand Democrats everything they want!"

John Cornyn lost because we Republicans are finished with half hearted politicians. This isn’t about Trump. This is about us. And if you cross us, you better type up your résumé for MSNOW because they can always use a discarded RINO on their panels.

🚨 OMG. Ken Paxton just WON an election day vote drop in Texas with **87%** of the vote KORNACKI: "Oh my goodness! Election day, full knowledge of the Trump endorsement...WOW. A 74-point margin!" Time to BRING IT HOME!

Ask yourself why a Twitch streamer was taking 40 Americans on a convoy to Communist Cuba. Ask yourself why Code Pink, a radical feminist group, was organizing it. Ask yourself where the money came from. The Treasury Department is asking those same questions. And the answers? Potentially tied to the Chinese Communist Party. Hasan Piker spent YEARS telling you America was the villain while torturing his dog on Twitch. The real villain? Hint: it’s usually the guy electroshocking his dog while taking Communist kickbacks.

Retard Right: “MAGA is Dead!” Reality: President Trump is 117/117 in the 2026 primaries — That’s 100%. MAGA is alive and well 🇺🇸

🚨 JUST IN: Mayes Middleton has DEFEATED Chip Roy in the GOP primary for Texas Attorney General, and will now be the nominee this November Middleton has vowed to QUASH the Islamization of Texas. Keep Texas red and repel Islam 👏🏻 TIME TO WIN.

@LauraLoomer @cyntrump @codepink @SecScottBessent

JUST IN: Congresswoman Nicole Malliotakis is now calling for @codepink to have their 501c3 tax deductible status taken away. @SecScottBessent This is what I have been calling for… but for years. Nice to see members of Congress finally catch up. Imagine if this had actually been done years ago when I proposed it and again last year when I proposed it yet again… @NMalliotakis See my tweet from 2025 below 👇🏻

Ron DeSantis on property taxes: "If I go to Best Buy and buy a TV, I pay a sales tax, but I don’t keep paying taxes on it year after year!"

@MrImranPk Your terms are acceptable.

We will never recognize Israel, even if it costs us our lives.

Remember - it's never over.

"You can do it, son."

"What a weird coincidence."

In 1999, CDC data showed BABIES getting the Hep B vaccine in their first 30 days had a 1,135% INCREASE IN AUTISM compared to those who didn't get the vaccine. They panicked, held a secret meeting at Simpsonwood with Big Pharma & regulators...then BURIED THE DATA.

Thank you @MariaBartiromo for covering what the legacy media refuses to: the largest government scandal in my lifetime. FDA officials were fully aware of COVID injection injuries — including sudden cardiac death, pulmonary infarction, stroke, and Bell’s palsy — but kept them hidden. The public had a Right to Know but was denied informed consent.

The Mayor of Charlotte is demanding people stop posting this reminder of the lovely innocent Iryna Zarutska butchered by a savage on Charlotte public transit. He was on probation by a liberal activist judge.

"This is super helpful."

Oh my gosh. Dog is so cute!

The Babylon Bee's review of the latest Star Wars is in: