Elon Muskrat

🚨 The guy on the left was arrested and convicted for illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan Administration. The guy on the right is a Fox News "military analyst” who thinks Iran shouldn't have missiles. They're the same guy.

Stone Age? At a time when you were still in caves searching for fire, we were inscribing human rights on the Cyrus Cylinder. We endured the storm of Alexander and the Mongol invasions and remained; because Iran is not just a country, it is a civilization.

Obama agreed to $1.3 billion in sanctions relief for Iran as part of a deal that prevented both an Iranian nuke and a war. Trump withdrew from the deal, started a war that will likely result in Iran obtaining a nuke, and gave Iran $14 billion in sanctions relief.

MASSIVE BOMBSHELL: DAN GOLDMAN UNLEASHES TRUTH! Congressman Goldman just went live with FBI 302 receipts. Evidence shows Trump unzipped his pants, forced a 13-year-old’s head down, and when she bit his p*nis in self-defense, he punched her and called her a "B." The FBI interviewed her FOUR times while the case was buried. Pam Bondi lied to Congress, claiming “no evidence” of these crimes while sitting on files describing this exact assault. This is perjury and a cover-up for a predator. You don’t get to "save the kids" while your AG hides files of a child being beaten for fighting back. History will remember the enablers. We stand with the children who bit back.

Big deal, Iran. We already elected a gay Muslim president in 2008.

Imagine a country where they shoot protestors. Sounds bad.

🚨🚨🚨Tucker says Saudi Arabia and Qatar arrested Israeli agents yesterday for trying to plant bombs.

BIG BREAKING: 🚨 🇦🇷 🇮🇱 ARGENTINA EXPOES ISRAELI TAKEOVER PLAN, THE GOVERNMENT IS IN ON IT Manuel Adorni, the Argentine presidential spokesman just blew the lid on the secret Israeli operation. Israelis are starting MASSIVE fires in Argentina to EXPLOIT a loophole recently placed by the ZIONIST government into Argentinian law. PROTECTED, rural and conserved land can now be sold to Foreign private entities once a fire passes through. This means pristine world treasures like the Patagonia LOSE their legal protection and can be SOLD to Zionists. This is pure evil. I was attacked when I said Milei was bad news and to NEVER trust a Zionist politician. Milei has given away his people’s gold and now, their land.

BREAKING: Iran successfully cripples Starlink and jams GPS signals… cutting all U.S.–Israeli coordination channels for the protests!

🚨🇦🇷🇮🇱BREAKING: Reports say Israeli tourists were detained after being caught starting fires in Los Glaciares National Park, a resource-rich forest in Argentina’s Patagonia. Argentine authorities later said they found M26 IM grenades used by the IDF scattered near Lake Epuyén in Chubut.

BREAKING: After Israelis burned down Patagonia 100,000+ Protestors SHUT DOWN the streets in Argentina & Chile They were SCREAMING: “Kick out Israelis” “Kick Zionism out” “Zionism out of Argentina” “Zionism out of Chile”

Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. And the president would not have pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez. This is about oil and regime change.

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

@kroger not sure about the training your driver's go through, but this truck was driving WAY to fast in a residential neighborhood with kids playing on the street. Slowed down at the last second and glared at us for kids having the audacity to be riding their bikes.

@CoadyLatimer A royal fuckup that will ultimately not matter with how shit we’re playing.

Can anyone explain this one??? #VAR #MLS #ATLUTD

IT DON’T MATTER IF ITS CALLED TWITTER, X, TWITTLE OR TWAT, ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT THE BUTTERCREAM DREAM IS BACK BABY SKEEEW!

LOL...it looks WAY too happy about this. Robots are going to kill us all while prancing around like LALALALALA

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The irony of this being that this is the House that’s built on a foundation that Newt laid in 94 msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-…

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.