Kevin Beane

@messedupfoods My mustachioed stepdad had (and used) a coupla these, in the 80s.

@NetflixIsAJoke This has got to be the weakest quasi-tagline in the history of corporate social media accounts.

Nothing hits like an R-rated comedy. 72 Hours premieres July 24th!

@alittleleader God, I hate these guys. They all fancy themselves originalists but ignore terms like "inalienable" when it doesn't conform to their base prejudices. Hey guys, *I* believe that everyone, even rapin' murderin' torturers, deserves someone on their side. Fuck you.

“They should just be defenders of the constitution.” No, actually. I’m a defender of my clients who, while they have sometimes done really harmful things, are all people and deserve to have someone who believes that next to them at their lowest and scariest moments.

“Sure I agree that it’s important that we have defense attorneys, but the people who do it should all be ashamed of their work and indifferent about the lives of their clients.”

@breakingbaht @alittleleader In fact, doing so might be the first step in kicking off an amendment to the constitution: "The founding fathers were OBVIOUSLY BRILLIANT but they did regrettably miss a trick in not clarifying, "unless they're really, really bad" on the 5th and 6th amendments."

@breakingbaht @alittleleader "Once it's established theyre a piece of shit..." ...then, what, ideally? You can't really railroad a proven piece of shit, right? So just have the courage of your convictions and say certain people shouldn't have professional advocates beyond limited/procedural grounds.

@letskeepit100yo @LizzyStarrrdust @Outremer_Author 1) Coyness and "accidental" and "slip" - these are your words, not mine - are two very, very different things. 2) I for one am not hardwired to be attracted to coyness. I love sluts, trashy outfits and the like. My ego doesn't depend on a girl saving that stuff for me only.

@Kevin_Beane @LizzyStarrrdust @Outremer_Author Ok, you're taking this in a weird direction, but I'll engage. I'm not talking about jerking off to anyone. I'm saying that it's likely a hard wired preference for men to be more attracted to coyness then overt sexuality. Shaming men for that is unproductive.

Right wing men be like: "Women need to stop being such whores out here sexualizing themselves! They're destroying Western civilization!" Also right wing men: "How DARE these leftists ban the sexualization of women!" Which way Western man?

@TheDavidPiv It's so hard to choose, but if I had to, I'd say "there are jobs and roles that are absolutely necessary but not REALLY worthy of respect" is the most repugnant tenet of conservatism.

@TheDavidPiv "My point here isn't that we should end our adversarial system or erode existing rights." But if your "no person who is ACTUALLY completely good would take his job for long" stance were universally held, that system WOULD erode, of course. 1/2

Here's the thing: in *theory* it's good that even the worst of us is entitled to a competent defense lawyer. But the reality is that being good at this job also means being responsible for unleashing irredeemable monsters back into society. And, for a decent person, that inevitably eats away at your soul. So all the decent people go find something else to do. And what you're left with is a profession that's occupied entirely by zealots and ghouls—like this woman who fetishizes violent criminals but couldn't care less about the harm they inflict. These are the antisocial demons who revel in destruction but get to wrap themselves in the Constitution for plausible deniability. My point here isn't that we should end our adversarial system or erode existing rights. It's that we should be clear-eyed about the realities of modern criminal justice and fully understand the tradeoffs that went into creating it.

@letskeepit100yo @LizzyStarrrdust @Outremer_Author The way you described it? Actually, yeah, it is wrong. If you want to jerk off over scantily clad track girls who know what they are wearing, that's fine. But "accidental" "nip slips" clearly implies they didn't want the thing you're spanking it to to happen/be seen.

@LizzyStarrrdust @Outremer_Author But... and just keep an open mind for a second, what if men in average are attracted to accidental sexuality in women. Like, yeah, I like tits and ass, but I'm turned off by a woman who is overtly sexual. More nip slips less WAP. Is it wrong for them to have that preference?

@dklappin I like the part where it's not coming home.

Sir Gala-sad.

@kwansfull I voted spewy, but I'm not 100% sure these two options are mutually exclusive.

WSOP main players deep in the event, running suicidal bluffs and being super sticky with bottom pair is…

@hallofgoodpod To the Tigers fan who did this (I know you're reading): You're a big, big, big, big, big, big loser.

🚨PLEASE READ🚨 Look, after checking the results of our HoPG All Star voting this morning, it’s clear that a Detroit Tigers fan spent all night submitting over 2,000 responses to get all the Tigers players in. Now, I can’t imagine being this unemployed, but creating the ballot took a long time, so instead of letting that fly, we’re trying again. There is a new Google Form in my bio, and people are now only allowed to vote once. A lot of people told me they were having fun with this, and I’m not going to let one person ruin it for the rest of us. So please click the link in my bio and vote again. Voting will now close on Thursday at 7:00 PM Eastern instead.

@chrisfallica What's funny about it to me is, Fox think casual Americanviewers are unknowledgeable enough about soccer to permanently display "Down to 10 men" when someone gets a red card, but apparently simultaneously thinks those same fans know what a golden goal is.

Wonder if the "No Golden Goal" tab can be dropped from the graphics? There hasn't been a Golden Goal rule in the World Cup since 2002.

@insanedms Obligatory

@mattsarz I would also like it to be with regular people instead of anchors and celebs. But "real" Jeopardy leans pretty hard into the celeb stuff too (putting it on prime time and so forth) so I think those episoes must do better numbers. @paulsen_smw

This.

@SugarDadEngels AACAB

@Femboy_Ancap You can actually do this. You can go into any number of businesses you want and ask them to hire you and pay you less than their lowest-paid employee. Eventually, you might even get hired *and* get the sexual thrill you clearly would get from this weird form of findomming.

This is how you deal with unions.

@Mark_Travis @Brittbabi Tell me if you agree or disagree with this statement @Mark_Travis: "If you are called up in juniors by the country you were raised in, but it's clear they're not going to call you up for the senior team, the only honorable thing to do is give up the idea of national team play."

@Brittbabi Can you explain this image? Because that looks like he chose England up until they stopped calling him up. Only then did he remember the convenient location of his birth.

Balogun is a Nigerian who grew up in London and was born in the United States because some flight attendants decided his mother was too pregnant to fly. He was given the opportunity to represent Nigeria, England, or the United States. he CHOSE us. and THAT is the most American thing. we’re all immigrants born here, choosing our country with pride every day.

@Chri57ined Right, we need to listen harder to people who flood AW threads for the express purpose of deadnaming and misgendering her. They just have a different view! Anti-trans ppl do not get to wear the mantle of reasoned debate. They are not here for that, they are here to be cruel.

Actually, I play both. However, I’ve had much more success in tournaments with over 1M+ in life time earnings. I don’t get your point? Unfollowing someone over a respectful difference of opinion doesn’t leave much room for REAL conversation. I have no issue with transgender or gay people and believe everyone deserves respect. But many of the old school population like our moms and grandmothers grew up with a different understanding of sex/gender. And some genuinely feel uncomfortable or intimidated, yet they’re too afraid to say so because they’re labeled hateful. Whether you agree with them or not, they deserve to have a voice too.

@ThinkAppraiser I know. I can't believe they let people who watch Judge Judy vote.

Judge Judy: so you got a loan on the car? Lady: no Judge Judy: so you paid $1700 cash for the car? Lady: no that was the down payment Judge Judy: so there was a loan? Lady: no, I didn’t get a loan Judge Judy: you put a down payment on the car and the finance company gave you a loan for the rest of the money Lady: I don’t think so. I paid $1700 down. Judge Judy: OK I’m going to do this one more time you put $1700 as a down payment and the finance company gave you a loan for the remaining balance so you could take the car home with you Lady: I didn’t get no loan, that was the down payment Judge Judy: 🤦‍♀️ (There are millions of these people walking among us and they vote and their vote counts just as much as yours)