Dave The VC Guy

@clippavi Don't do it because I said do it or George 😂

Dave Ramsey tells a caller with a daughter heading to Iowa State to think hard about college choice — and why the engineering degree is worth protecting “Don't do it because I said do it or George said do it. Sit down with a Smart Investor Pro.” “They freak out by some news headline. And so what you do is you understand the investment.”

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@ramagazzi cutie

Jennifer Lawrence says she could knock Emma Stone out in 2 seconds in a fight but isn't sure about a foot race because of Emma's hollow bones “I think if I like got a clock in, I'd knock her out in like 2 seconds.” “No offense, Emma, if you're listening.” “I could take her out if it was like a fight or a wrestle, she's done. But running, I don't know, because I don't know if her hollow bones give her an advantage.”

@Hribson couldnt be me

@Kevthewriter imagine calculating all cards

Host reveals guest has $23,592 on a single credit card. “How long do you think it takes to pay off the $23,592 credit card debt?" “33 years! You're going to be in retirement.” Caleb Hammer was furious at this couple, as they'll probably never be able to retire 💀

ft @rickygervais @rustyrockets

Ricky Gervais explains why death shouldn't be feared and what dying will feel like “The chances of us being us, you being you, and me being me existing now, that sperm hitting that egg is 400 trillion to one.” “We don't exist for 13 and a half billion years. Then we explode into this mass, this electronic blob of thought, introspection, love, hate, fear, beauty, horror for 80, 90, 100 years if we're lucky.” “Someone said to me, what do you think it feels like when you die? And I say like the 13 and a half billion years before I was born. And that was all right.”

@Kevthewriter holy debt

Theo Von reveals he bought a Kat Williams Christmas nutcracker for Christmas “I saw it, they had two left in there and they was on sale.” “That's a damn Kat Williams right there, you ain't telling me that ain't a Kat Williams, bro.” “The man at Michaels said it was him. I bought that thing down there in Daphne, Alabama, baby.” “I even tagged him in my story and he shared it.”

ft @TheoVon @druski

ft @jimmyfallon @charlieputh

Charlie Puth turns Jimmy Fallon's voice into an AMAZING song “I'm going to manipulate your voice to sound like a little, like, high-pitched, like Alvin and the Chipmunks.” The way Jimmy and the crowd reacted at the end was crazy

Mike Tyson reveals psychedelics changed how he feels about life “You start to think, hey, maybe I'm living too long.”

ft @kanyewest @joerogan

Kanye West Reveals doctors wanted to put him on medications to stop his creativity and make him fat “The main thing that it did is it destroyed my confidence. It made me this shell of who I really am.” “They were trying to kill a superhero, slowly trying to kill a genius.”

there's no world where mcgregor wins tonight, and i say this as a Connor fan we're more likely to see england win the world cup than mcregor beat holloway don't @ me

@clippavi cruise is the goat

Tom Cruise says his love of movies started at age four: 'It is not what I do — it is who I am' Host: “When did that start? Was that like — were you a kid? Did you know this was going to be it?” “It is not what I do. It is who I am and my whole life is dedicated to it. How I look at a body is like kind of a car — how do I train my car so that I can do this for the rest of my life.” “It's life and I love it. I absolutely love it.”

ft @tntsports @danawhite @TheNotoriousMMA

Dana White says a Conor McGregor win over Max Holloway would be the greatest comeback in combat sports history Bigger than Muhammad Ali “Even Muhammad Ali after a 3-year layoff didn't look the same when he came back.” “Every fighter that's ever taken big layoffs, they don't look the same when they come back. And Conor's is 5 years.” “Max Holloway has been active fighting absolute killers his entire career.”