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@Lisachikukwa Thank you for the kidney. We were strangers but you still donated. Your husband will be a lucky lucky man. All the men are asking about you in my town.

@PoliceZimbabwe Arresting people for this plant is so primitive

The Zimbabwe Republic Police has arrested a suspect in Sahumani village, Nyanga for drug peddling. The suspect had 237 plants of dagga. #NoToDangerousDrugs

@263Chat If you want to see if these ‘mbingas’ are good to their friends and family, just look at the appearance of those around him when he’s out. You can tell they’re struggling and only he is eating. Sad

Prophet Passion Java leaving the Harare Magistrates Court this morning. His sister Mavis Java Madzivanzira was convicted of fraud involving US$120K. #263Chat

@manufcnow What’s this coffin dodger on about. Give it a rest old timer

🚨NEW: This might be the ABSOLUTELY WORST take on Bruno Fernandes I have EVER heard. How can a United "FAN" channel HATE our most IMPORTANT player? 🫣🤢🤮

@ViktorKlopp I’m sure they’re great for the horses but is it genius? They’re literally shoes

Whoever invented this for Horses is a genius.

@Dominos_UK Arsenal second again

tell a sad story in 3 words

If arsenal loses today's game, call me a dog🙌🏽

@IDF We all know what you’re trying to do. We know they don’t bomb your country if you don’t start a war against them. They are a great people

❗️The Iranian terrorist regime launched a long-range missile for the first time since the start of Operation Roaring Lion that could reach a distance of ~4,000 km. During Operation Rising Lion in June 2025, the IDF revealed that the Iranian regime has intentions to develop missiles with a range of 4,000 km, which pose a danger to dozens of countries in Europe, Asia and Africa. The Iranian regime denied this. We have been saying it: The Iranian terrorist regime poses a global threat. Now, with missiles that can reach London, Paris or Berlin. The Iranian terror regime has carried out attacks against 12 countries in the region and is developing a capability that poses a much broader threat.

@AfricaFactsZone What happened to shame?

Moroccans celebrating after CAF stripped Senegal of the AFCON trophy and declared Morocco the winner.

@CAF_Media Nobody cares what you decide in the offices. We saw our champions on the pitch

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF). cafonline.com/news/caf-appea…

@SkyNews Why is it always ‘like never seen before, we’re the world’s best in this and that’ This administration always scratching their own ego lol

BREAKING: The U.S. is 'decimating' Iran's military, defence secretary Pete Hegseth says. "Never before has a modern, capable military, which Iran used to have, been so quickly destroyed and made combat ineffective." trib.al/7itkrlw 📺 Sky 501

@TendayiZinyama Sensationalism is a disease

To be honest I thought that stadium was in Europe...I Ddnt know kuti it's in my beloved country Zimbabwe...Ipai murume anonzi Munangagwa Time varume..he is not even Trying,but arikutokwanisa..Pamberi neZanu-PF....!!

@magattew Did you even watch the interview? He never raised race

My take on Lewis Hamilton’s TERRIBLE Africa comments.

@VurandaEno59796 Sorry for you loss brother. RIP King

I lost my son John Anotida Vuranda Born 21 August 1998 Died 27 February 2026 rest in peace son

@ZimEmbassyUAE Google docs and confidential in the same sentence 😭😭

The Embassy of the Republic of Zimbabwe in the United Arab Emirates is inviting all Zimbabwean nationals resident in the UAE to register their presence by completing this registration form to help with effective communication. All Zimbabwean nationals in the UAE including family members are encouraged to register. The information provided will be treated with strict confidentiality and used solely for consular purposes. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@MurapaG Disgusting. How hard is it to clean up

Chaka

@Utdnsider Sell Onana to Chelsea twice

You can only pick 2 options here. 1. Sell Dalot end of season 2. Permanent Michael Carrick 3. Give Maguire 3 years contract 4. Sell Onana to Chelsea

@UnitedStandMUFC @JamieJackson___ Reading this has triggered PTSD ffs

🚨 André Onana wants to fight to re-establish himself as #mufc No 1 when his season’s loan at Trabzonspor finishes in May and believes he will be given a chance to do so. [@JamieJackson___]

@USEmbZim When even a daft president like @edmnangagwa can see right through you it’s time to change tactics. All about minerals we know Come back to the table with fair deals next time

𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐙𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐰𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐙𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐰𝐞 Harare, Zimbabwe, February 24, 2026 – The Government of Zimbabwe has communicated its decision to withdraw from negotiations on a proposed bilateral health Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) with the United States. This MOU would have provided $367 million over five years to support Zimbabwe's priority health programs, including HIV/AIDS treatment and prevention, tuberculosis, malaria, maternal and child health, and disease outbreak preparedness. "We believe this collaboration would have delivered extraordinary benefits for Zimbabwean communities— especially the 1.2 million men, women, and children currently receiving HIV treatment through U.S.-supported programs,” said U.S. Ambassador to Zimbabwe Pamela Tremont. “We will now turn to the difficult and regrettable task of winding down our health assistance in Zimbabwe.” The proposed MOU represented the largest potential health investment in Zimbabwe by any international funder and was built on a co-funding model designed to ensure sustainability and a path toward self-reliance. The MOU asked Zimbabwe to gradually increase its own health funding alongside U.S. support, building on more than $1.9 billion in U.S. health support to Zimbabwe since 2006 that is directly responsible for Zimbabwe reaching the UNAIDS 95-95-95 goals. Sixteen African countries have so far signed health collaboration MOUs with the United States, which represents over $18.3 billion in new health funding including more than $11.2 billion in U.S. assistance alongside $7.1 billion in co-investment from recipient countries. "The United States has a responsibility to American taxpayers to invest their resources where mutual accountability, transparency, and shared commitment are assured," Ambassador Tremont noted. "These MOUs set a higher standard for bilateral health cooperation—one that prioritizes sustainability, measurable outcomes, and shared ownership of results. The Government of Zimbabwe has assured us it is prepared to sustain the fight against HIV/AIDS, and we wish them well." For more information, please contact: HararePress@state.gov

@Cleverlydey4u Clear goal. Onside when the ball was passed to the assister and onside when the cross was made

Be honest, offside or clean goal? 👀

@UTDRico8 That’s a defence issue not goalkeeper’s. No keeper can save 3/4 of those

These clubs now knows Lammens weakness already and I hope he learns and work on that 😭