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@elonmusk @WatcherGuru 🤣

@WatcherGuru Obviously. Sometimes grown men send me their Instagram profiles and I’m like are you transitioning or what?

JUST IN: Elon Musk says "Instagram is for girls."

@RealCryptoFace In June you’re gay.

Fill in the blank, Best answer gets $500 Sell in May and __________________

Only one man can save the Phillies now.

The Phillies have relieved Rob Thomson of his duties as manager.

@catturd2 Yes but isn’t she from sommelier?

You mean the fake winery with no wine?

@chicfryrice Captiva

Where in florida has the clearest water and not too crowded but has amazing restaurants and you can drink a pina colada on the beach

@chicfryrice Deep cuts, try Bob Seger, Somewhere tonight

@KeystoneCryptoG I had no idea that was the line

Living in a lonely world

@CryptoWendyO The same

What would crypto look like in 2026 if Harris became president? This is a serious question, and I'm looking for SERIOUS answers.

@melymel It’s a good out.

Having a dog means leaving the function early to go feed them at their usual time. If you don’t do this then you shouldn’t have a dog

@america Glad she finally started thinking.

Kamala Harris says she is thinking about running for President again in 2028

@CryptoWendyO @dom_kwok Chill out on the spinach!

@dom_kwok Yes, what can I help with

can any market cap bros explain why bitcoin is worth more than walmart? walmart generated over $700 billion in revenue last year, while bitcoin generated $0. having a hard time figuring this one out.

@TiffanyxFong @TiffanyFong May want to pay extra for the scotchgard.

I’d buy a used couch, but I lowkey feel like there would be jizz on it. Anyone who’s not a fucking loser has had sex on their couch.

@TomCrown @BTC_broo What about Len?

@BTC_broo craig wright is not satoshi

Adam Back is Satoshi. Hal Finney is Satoshi. Nick Szabo is Satoshi. The NSA is Satoshi. I am Satoshi. You are Satoshi. We are all Satoshi.

@chicfryrice Tell me about it. And the Gov does nothing to help.

The financial burden is a nightmare for cancer

@RealCryptoFace Fn sluts.

Finish this statement. Best answer gets $500 Stop Losses are for _______

@MattWallace888 Now do Biden

@CryptoWendyO Could always be worse.

Papa Johns is firing people Blocks is firing people Jobs are at a all-time low The American economy is crumbling We have been in a recession since 2020 Crypto companies are winding down Godspeed.

@TomCrown Let’s not forget hell.

All pedophiles should rot in jail

@Mike_Pence 💩

Today’s 6-3 ruling by the Supreme Court is a Victory for the American People and a Win for the Separation of Powers enshrined in the Constitution of the United States. In Learning Resources, Inc. v. Trump, our Supreme Court has reaffirmed that the Constitution grants Congress - not the President - the power to tax. American families and American businesses pay American tariffs - not foreign countries. With this decision, American families and businesses can breathe a sigh of relief. I’m proud of the work our organization @AmericanFreedom has done on this case through our robust amicus brief program to advance economic freedom and defend the Constitution. With this historic decision, America can now return to the pursuit of Free Trade with Free Nations under the Constitution of the United States!🇺🇸