Kez 🖤🤍

@Flying_Abi My 13yo apparently!

Any UK folks staying up for splashdown this evening? 👀 #ArtemisII

@CarlaNufc92 😂 I’m sure nobody noticed! I once went to the Metrocentre in my slippers! 🥴

My whole energy and thoughts have been consumed by buying a new house that today I left the house with odd shoes on 😂 never been so mortified 😂

Why have I packed more stuff for a three night stay in a lodge than I packed for 11 nights in Florida? 🥴 Now to see if it all fits in my car!

@j52376 @JacquiDeevoy1 She’s as much a journalist as I am an astronaut

@JacquiDeevoy1 There are better ways to get attention online, than pretending you didn’t go to school and cannot understand basic principles. It is amazing you claim to be a journalist and can come to these conclusions

I’ve personally spoken to several pilots over the last 12 years and asked them how often they have to dip the nose of the plane to accommodate curvature as they navigate the globe earth. They’ve all given me the same answer: the nose of the plane never dips. I also asked them what kind of surface they’re flying over - do they see any curvature as they fly or is it just a flat surface? They’ve all said the same: it’s flat.

@JacquiDeevoy1 You can get help for mental illness in 2026 you know, you are actually batshit crazy

@gw850 Christ she’s an insufferable pain in the arse. Go fund me incoming soon no doubt?

Fucking hell. She’s off again. The Premier League must be quaking in their boots.

@Naomijb1991 Someone on here told me it was amazing once and she was going for the 3rd time, glad I ignored her!

Honestly, I’m fuming..get me off this island 😂 If anyone tells you to go Cape Verde, don’t believe them… Anyway, I’ve just got ready faster than Usain Bolt and now we’re off to an English bar for the darts and plenty of cocktails 🍹 I’m absolutely rattling 😂

@TheQuietDrunk92 Rock just beat Price 🎯

It's been a long day today was up at 6am then did a 2 mile walk, sorted insurance out on my mates car went on a drive and tonight we had a kebab for tea 😁 will be missing the darts so can someone tweet me the results 🎯

@livvneall Ah I loved stuff like this, these remind me of playing at my Nana’s house on a Saturday afternoon 🥰

OOO on until the 20th April! 🙌🏻

@rebekkarnold I just assume they have shit for brains

I’m going to assume you’re pure evil spirited or you’re experiencing psychosis like in a horror film cult kind of way if you still support Trump, especially if you’re American, if you’re European you’re just embarrassing and attention seeking in the worst possible way.

@PokemonStockUK Already nearly 4 hours 🤦🏻‍♀️

Queue is up on PC

@thegingerwig Without

Working on something today Which looks most like Khusanov? With or without lips?

@TheQuietDrunk92 Haha! Last time you disappeared for a while you got banged up so I was wondering if something had happened with the hassle you’d been having! 😂

@KeznAl Haha noo nothing to worry about silly fooker here didn't take the right phone charger 😂x

How we all doing 👍 nice week in Manchester last week with my pal can't wait to move back home!

Going to the cinema for the first time in about 4 years 😬

@brometheus1983 @Ginger_Tucci From Gaz? Yes!

@KeznAl @Ginger_Tucci Projection?

Long weekends just make me realise how much I hate working for a living. Like I’m not refreshed and eager to go back. What I am is devastated my run of afternoon naps & pottering about reading books is drawing to a close.

@Loulameg Nah, it’s very weird, especially holding the kid

Whilst I’m all for football chants this doesn’t sit easy with me. As a mother of a daughter that goes to games together I don’t understand any father that could sing this about their own daughter no matter who they are or who they’re with. Am I being too sensitive?

@AJamesMcCarthy My 13yo isn’t on X obviously but he loves space and photography, he wants to know how much your camera costs 😂 I think he wants to start saving