Jaka Mambo

@DaudiKabanda Pray for Uganda

All television channels are required to broadcast films that highlight Our President Mzee Yoweri Museveni and General MK’s achievements every single day. Chairman’s Office.

What did Uganda do to this man😂😂😂😂😂and for Kenya 😂, I am so done😂🙌🏾🙌🏾

CLUBBING IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂

Cape Verde progresses to Round of 32 without winning a single game. They also lost none. Such is life. If you can’t win, don’t lose.

@georgediano Usiandike tu vitu vwaa ,any serious Lawyer would tell you that there is no case here.

He flew under the radar for two years then decided to come & confess as if the government is a Catholic priest. Hope Babu Owino has enough higi haga to get him off the hook. This man here is a mumu!!!

@WilliamsRuto Uhuru couldn't inconvenience people's businesses launching a bridge ,what a shame ?

The flyover removes one of Nairobi's most persistent traffic bottlenecks, improving safety and restoring the smooth movement of people and goods along one of the city's busiest transport corridors. It will ease congestion by up to 60 per cent, reducing travel time, lowering transport costs and making the Ngong Road corridor work better for everyone.

@kibeandy Mahali inaelekea naona ni kujinyonga umebakisha wewe

From now on if you invite me to your podcast 1. Pay 2. Don’t bleep my shit Anything else is of the evil one.

Sports pundits in South Africa now claim that Bafana Bafana lost their game deliberately. Word on the streets is that they wanted to rush home before the 30th deadline, where both legal and illegal immigrants have allegedly been ordered to pack and leave because they're accused of supplying high-voltage electricity to South African women. According to their country's priorities department, The World Cup can wait... but defending the national romance league apparently can't. South Africa is not only a xenophobic nation, it's equally a Horny Nation,,, I present to you the 8th wonder of the world Wenaaa!!

@thee_alfa_house Kasogo Oyeeee 😂

Nothing seems to be working, including the sound system. "There is no loudspeaker my friend, hii maloudspeaker wenu..."

@PatrickCarSales Ala ,kumbe ilikua serious?? This is good man

Goliath wa Bungoma’s 3 bedroom BANGALAA is now ready. Thank you Car Soko led by our great CEO Sir Felix Limo for making this happen. House opening loading….Nangata-Bungoma County

@nziokamul1 Pure copper?

Finally, a copper mug. But... The cost of production in Kenya needs to be reined on real quick. Manufacturing in Kenya for Small and Medium Enterprises is an uphill task. We are getting overtaxed into oblivion.

Police have arrested the man who posted, they say the President is the national image and cannot be disrespected like this.

@georgediano Might take some time but we will eat

In front of you is Sirisia MP John Waluke with his 9 and 7 years old daughters. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

A coup in Uganda will hit like crack. The whole of Africa will celebrate it. At this moment, it's inevitable. Uganda will have a coup.

The emperor has no clothes

@KijanayaKabras Ni mbaya 😂😂

Kwani huko FB freedom of expression iko top aje … naona nikihamia huko 😂😂💀

@kilundeezy This is very sad. I hope God gives her strength and healing

This is Mama Kennedy the boy who was shot 8 times in Rongai during Genz protest has decided to alight with some tutam brigade youths. May God give her strength during this difficult time.

Doctors looked at baby Muhoozi and whispered, “This one was definitely a little sperm.”