Khyle

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@RealismHelps @Powerchairgirl How do you come to that conclusion?

@Powerchairgirl If you're well enough to go on holiday you're well enough to work & shouldn't need benefits.

I’m a benefit claimant the fact I’m disabled is irrelevant. Tax payers don’t believe benefit claimants should not be allowed to go on holiday. My holiday was paid for by my partner & my spending money has come from sales of clothes too big for me due to weight loss. 👇🏻

@BlondedGohan Janel is partially to blame for this, she agreed to it. She had the chance to stand up and she sat down

@sergeenko_i @KeruboSk Of course. I’m highlighting a major quirk with it

@KhyleMedany @KeruboSk Это придуманная история.

HR announced that anyone who used their phone during work hours would lose 2% of their monthly bonus for every offense. A Gen Z coworker got caught five times in one week and lost 10%. He just nodded and said nothing. Yesterday, the company Wi-Fi went down for three hours. Every manager kept asking him to use his phone hotspot to keep the office running. He did. Then he submitted an invoice for internet services with the note:

@Liandrium It looks gorgeous, love it

When you set up the right wallpaper where background and glassy icons perfectly coincide that’s when you appreciate the Liquid Glass design.

Do I ever cross your mind in the warm sunshine? 🎶

@J0NMAY £67.58 per month

What does everyone pay on their phone bill? Mines £126.80

@KeruboSk So the entire workplace was relying on one young worker’s mobile data for the day!?

Within minutes, emails stopped sending, client presentations froze, and an important video meeting with investors disconnected. The IT department estimated the outage was costing the company thousands of dollars every hour.

@CCKAlexx People leave companies all the time, making someone stay when they want to leave and are eligible is one of the silliest things they could do. If someone’s heart isn’t in it, let them leave. It happens a lot every day

Bayley potentially leaving will be one of the dumbest things WWE let happen idc

Last night, before bed, I watched @CodyRhodes and @TheRock’s editions of @CBeebiesHQ Bedtime Stories. Gigantic was inspiring, as was Rock and Roll, the latter was more comforting and reassuring. It was a healing and helpful experience. I may watch more, is this my new thing? 😄

@PenwellPro @PalmyrPar Ah ok that makes more sense now actually, so the black line is for Zero Sugar, got it, I think it’s a great redesign personally

@KhyleMedany @PalmyrPar I believe the one on the left is the old design, while the ones on the right are the new designs for both the classic and zero sugar versions, one with a very subtle black line and the zero sugar branding in silver

I’m sure that making Coke and Coke Zero almost identical at a glance will not get extremely annoying at all

@GuyofSpicy Everyone is on their phones these days during shopping and walking from store to store

@KhyleMedany The concept of being on your phone while buying cola zero

Remember when this shit used to be in an easy to spot pitch black can? Yeah I'm sure making the text of all things black and now not even that is a brilliant marketing tactic Then again, coke doesn't really have to try for marketing anyway

@Brangtz96 @JobberNationTV Oh be quiet Brandon, she wasn’t fumbled at all, she won basically everything

@JobberNationTV If true, WWE fumble her big time, since her called up. How come you waste someone like her... And even now, when she even improved in ring, and was willing to put everyone over

BREAKING: According to my sources, Bayley is GONE from the WWE If true, WOWWWWWWWW 👀

@jhorsewhisperer Built different

Midnite are tragic. Decided to open an account today. Placed three bets at 1pm with a total stake of £1,000. 13 minutes later, my account was gone. Absolute tin pots.

Jason Sudeikis says Ted Lasso started as just a commercial for the Premier League before both NBC and Netflix passed on it, and Apple said yes “NBC Sports got the rights for the Premier League back in 2013. An ad company came to me with five ideas. One was a football coach coaches soccer. This was like May of 2013” “I was like, okay, can I bring two friends. They came over. We had the laptop open and just wrote out beats for ideas. We knew we were going to have two days. We were going to shoot it in London. It was one of those moments where I was just in a flow state” “We go over there and make the commercial. It's a multi million dollar campaign. We did not write a script. We have no script. The ad company did, but we were only using little pieces of it. I came up with the name Ted Lasso. I was just like, what about Ted Lasso. I liked the idea of a first name and a noun” “It was a little short film. It was three and a half minutes. It was just a commercial for the Premier League on NBC Sports. Here's a couple hundred grand to make this commercial. The commercial does so well with football fans, soccer fans, comedy people” “Then we enjoyed doing it so much that we were like, hey, can we do another one. They said, yes, but we don't have the budget we had last year, so we can't fly you over there. The whole premise of the commercial is Ted Lasso gets hired by Tottenham Hotspur and then gets fired three days later because he doesn't know what he's doing” “Then we did the second one. That's where the show idea came from. Ted gets hired, gets fired, but isn't mad at anybody. He falls in love with soccer, falls in love with London, and now he's living back in New York, waking up at 7 am to watch Premier League games, driving a Mini Cooper. All these silly jokes” “We sit around for a week and wrote for three days. So many good ideas came out that in three days we had six episodes figured out. Joe had written a spit draft of the pilot, which was about 85% of what we ended up doing. That was 2015. Then it just sat there for years” “Then it wasn’t until, Bill Lawrence had an idea for a show he wanted me to do that wasn't the right fit. I said, me and my friends have this. I handed him the stack, and he read it. Yeah, there's a lot of good ideas there” “NBC passed on it. We went to all the people. NBC, Netflix. But it makes sense. Nobody knows, it's just an idea. And Apple was like, yeah, let's do it”

@lyleswontmiss Those iOS 7-iOS 10 signal dots were under appreciated

Never reply without checking your surroundings first.

@RevyDown @jakeformers I don’t mind the rebrand, I loved Pepsi’s one a few years ago. I quite like Coke’s one, I do love a good rebrand though, other than X haha

@KhyleMedany @jakeformers Which is why changing the brand like this is stupid. It's already immediately recognizable.

I’m a little frustrated that the Zero Sugar keeps getting less and less distinct from the Original. Used to be I could go “Oh, black and red, that’s Zero” then it was “okay that’s red, but the cap and logo is black” and now it’s “You’re gonna need to find the ribbon”

@jakeformers Yep it’s in a black can here too, in the UK, and Europe in general

@KhyleMedany Here in the States our Pepsi Zero Sugar (which used to be called Max) is still in a black can.