Jimmy Kiberu

@NinyeTabz You are now a national asset! Your safety is our collective safety. When you need a place of calm, please shout!

Ndowooza nja kwetaagamu ki airticket ekyamaangu! What’s the meaning of “Disappear immediately?” And the sender goes ahead to immediately delete the text after I received and read it. On texting back I’m blocked😳

@BernardSabiti @israelPhil32 @Anite__Evelyn "Emphasised"

@BernardSabiti @israelPhil32 Trojan horse! 😁😆. Least you suffer a 'stray bullet", be like @Anite__Evelyn who enphasised she is Anite with an "E"

Please spare me the midnight calls, DMs and the mockery and threats. I am Bernard of Kisoro, the other one is Joseph of Zombo. We are not related. I have never worked at Parliament. Police, I need protection, weyayu☹️

"The wolf and the lamb will feed together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox, and dust will be the serpent’s food. They will neither harm nor destroy on all my holy mountain,” says the LORD."-Isiah 65:25 AAA and her acolytes have united friends and foes alike.

@KiberuJimmy @NadaAndersen @lulanzeashirafu @Ashirafmazige It's very hard to contextualise how people are praising family rule. Looking at how things are unfolding no more opposition

@NellyKapo "Hat"

@NellyKapo Go slow chief. Humility is the surest sign of strength. Never mock someone that's thrown their had in the ring where many others who dared never made it out alive or free. None knows what tomorrow brings.

Kati laba Ono 🤦🏽‍♂️

@ayebalegideon @MotivKasagga @JoelSsenyonyi @PFFUganda @NUP_Ug Good leadership gesture.

@MotivKasagga @JoelSsenyonyi Woww brilliant @JoelSsenyonyi . Am @PFFUganda , but thanks @NUP_Ug for giving us @JoelSsenyonyi

Hon. @JoelSsenyonyi hands over the official car and office keys for the Leader of the Opposition after being sworn in to represent the people of Nakawa West in the 12th Parliament.

We need to see this done more by elected leaders&public servants. Many times they continue to misuse& abuse govt vehicles even letting them be used at weekends for personal erands & driven by family members. In countries like Botswana, Namibia, Mauritius etc you park them at COB.

@KampalaJournal @ShamimNambassa She deserves it and much more. Solid and focused lady!

Kawempe South Woman Lord Councillor Dr. Shamim Nambassa is one of the big names that have missed out on the KCCA top spots which have all ended up in the hands of Nakawa where the Lord Mayor hails from. Should she be considered for Deputy Lord Mayor? #KJNews

@uncle_mateos @NinyeTabz @MubeziLuwaga Yiye?

@KiberuJimmy @NinyeTabz @MubeziLuwaga Naye commercial storeyed building wano mu Kiwanga ebadde ebulamu shutters zoka, abakulu balitulinze netugimala

Someone should tip Chris Obore off! Asenguke maangu nga Kalinaki beyakola!

@j_mucunguzi @YekoyadaUG Some people wait for it to shatter. Some public (MDAs) wait for replacement by the dealer. Personal cars people are more prudent and want to reduce insurance premiums.

@KiberuJimmy @YekoyadaUG When you have a cracked windscreen, I don't think you will first ask for connections to get it fixed

Today I present flowers and kudos to this young lady, Florence Nalubega, an expert in fixing broken or cracked windscreens. On a recent visit to Katwe, the capital city of creativity and mechanics ingenuity, to take porridge, I found her on top of a vehicle doing what she does best--fixing a broken screen. As we chatted with my with my mechanics friends, I was told that she has built a reputation as the most trusted hand when it comes to fixing broken glasses. I spoke to her and she told me that her strength lies in paying attention to detail, using genuine materials, and not rushing through a job. She told me she has spent the past several years perfecting her skills, learning about different types of glass and their characteristics. Chances and are that the next time you have a crack on your windscreens and you got to Katwe, they will call for you Florence.

@BadruZziwa Oh no! These were the broadcast legends we never celebrated. May his soul rest in eternal peace.

Veteran UBC sports journalist Charles Byekwaso has passed on. He died at Namutamba Health Centre Three this morning. The veteran sports commentator is rembered for relaying the 1978 Afcon event in Ghana and other big sports events. Burial arrangements will be communicated later.

@MalcolmMusiime This is sadly the truty Malcolm. Symbolisms influence expectations. To them an MP is a gravy train.

MPs being sworn in should be simple parliamentary housekeeping, not a village reunion with half the clan in tow. One would think it’s a coronation, not a constitutional formality. For some, sadly, it signals one thing; “feeding” season has begun!! 🙌

@uncle_mateos @NinyeTabz @MubeziLuwaga Oyo kati aja kwe positioninga kuwamba kyawanbye.

@KiberuJimmy @NinyeTabz @MubeziLuwaga Wano e Mbalwa ayinawo omu eyali Intern.

@Naturinda96 @FGoloobaMutebi Evil reaps evil. @AnitahAmong should hsve learnt this by now.

AAA moved with President M7 in all the districts in Uganda during campaign period,she introduced the trick of removing opposition candidates from the registers to pave a way for NRM candidates to win unopposed and made sure that M7 gets the biggest percentage. She promised to weaken the opposition which she’s done. But now she’s being thrown away like a frog.😂😳 What can we learn from this ?

@NinyeTabz @_caltooro When two evil forces fight justice somehow happens.

Nalubowa should start preparing her goat! The EC has been instructed to present DR forms for masaka district. An Unnamed General has been assigned to handle the matter and report immediately!

Speaker of Uganda's 11th Parliament Among will be worth a study and a book for political scholars.The phantom from the orient hasn't just broken parliamentary etiquette;she’s sent the rulebook into a blender and hit frappe!The House faces an existential crisis!Never forget AAA!

@FrankMuliika @NinyeTabz @MubeziLuwaga 😁😆

@KiberuJimmy @NinyeTabz @MubeziLuwaga 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why are you like this? Babade baberawa ssebo?