Jesse Matthew🌸

Lauren boebert I voted for you; please let me eat your ass🥲😭😂

Y'all corny 😂💀

Ugh I should have taken shrooms 🙃

Deciding to watch Hair at 11pm was such a solid move.

Nameless king is EZ boss 🤷🏻‍♂️

I just couldn't care less.

I'm playing Demon Souls and Bloodborne on PC today. And that's how I know God is good. 🩷

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine

@Abbbn0rmal Somebody People!

Daily affirmations: Let's hope @Abbbn0rmal has a good day and every one is extremely nice to her!

Ayoooo big day for @ElysiaAD and Kelce brother fans alike

Damn @ENTERSHIKARI really out here confirming they brought the bass to Denver. Wish Shikari Sound System could do an afters😅 10/10 set. Never change. Only keep growing.

I spent the literal entire day thinking about the fights this morning. Wildest card top to bottom I've seen in many years.

Someone got a hold of my Carl's jr app info and used all my points for a free meal. Truly some lowly wild shit. I have their address. Might dox them or somethin.

Maybe scale the genre's pie slice to real listening stats. So, landing on jazz/hardcore/country COULD happen, but mainly pop/edm/rock. @marcrebillet you want in on this?🫣

I have this idea to do a whole tour where each night we spin a "genre wheel" and I gotta jam whatever genre it lands on.

Woke up at 6, chugged some water, googled how planes work: It's time to party.

Guess who's getting the literal worst assistance from @Xfinity 🙂🤘🏻

I'll be at work 17 of the next 24 hours 🙂

if you play elden ring, you are gay if you play dark souls, you are gay if you play bloodborne, you are gay if you play armored core, you are gay if you play sekiro, you are gay from software is turning you and your kids gay.