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Today, seen visibly shaken whilst trying to hold back tears, the CDC Director Rochelle Walensky ditched prepared remarks to share her fear of rising Covid case numbers in US, fearing impending doom and pleads with people to hold on a little longer. Wear a mask. Get vaccinated.

catholic church and woody allen trending at the same time

Shut down his goddamn Twitter feed and throw him in motherfucking jail. NOW.

@jrdnwht I am convinced that these are your crooked bots at work

@KidSickarus24 Stop trying to influence people’s opinions. This is rigged

Settle a debate. What’s a good name for this bee?

whichever of you sick fucks are voting Bicycle, CEASE and DESIST IMMEDIATELY

What’s a good name for the bee

@afmaciaaas the name is decided, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE RIGHT DECISION WAS MADE

THIS ISN’T YOUR DECISION TO MAKE!!! HES MY BEE!!!

Congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden & Vice President-elect Kamala Harris!

This is him now, please contact the above number if you have seen him. He responds to Gourdo.

Have you seen my gourd?

@afmaciaaas "delete this before anyone sees"

just for the record i can read minds & jordan can’t

@IUBloomington's Health Center is still closed on Sundays, in the middle of a pandemic. Phone numbers that IU gave me are sending me places that aren't what was described. I just wanna see if my hearts about to pop or what

In case you're wondering what it costs to get a virtual call with one of @IUHealthBloom doctors to figure out why your heart still hurts after recovering from COVID (that you caught at IU), here it is