CrashoutBanditcoon

@TopherTino 😂

Am I the only person that’s had the urge to phone a friend to come get their naked frat brother off my TL?

@MissHangman @Cheamane Let that man live. Embrace tradition reject modernity! What he posed to do. Drink Don Julio reposado and smoke hookah at brunch? 👀

My brother still drinks this and smokes Newports. We’re so tired of him.

@7NewsDC @WashProbs

"MAKE DC SQUARE AGAIN:" A Georgia congressman is proposing a controversial new idea -- adding Arlington and Alexandria into the District. bit.ly/4ctXDkw

This is literally the “At least the trains run on time” of Tweets

@FriendsFamilyDC @BarredinDC @MayorBowser No I understand the price concern. I’m not sure what the councils issues are but it weirds me out that they have no safety protocols whatsoever. Like if I was an addict and a predator and I had a car then I can just drive around and pick up drunk randos? That seem dangerous

@Kidickarus @BarredinDC @MayorBowser I use them almost exclusively when I'm running late for work or yeah, I'm out late and need to get home. Which is why I preferred Empower, more often than not the fares are significantly cheaper than Lyft/Uber so if I'm going to use one, I don't want to spend much.

Using Uber for the first time in about 4 years thanks to @MayorBowser essentially killing Empower. Thanks Mumbo Muriel.

@BarredinDC @FriendsFamilyDC @MayorBowser Gimme better trains and more taxis honestly. I essentially use these services as a DD when I’m too lit

@FriendsFamilyDC @MayorBowser I think the entire government - bowser, dc council, the courts, are united that Empower is not legal

@BarredinDC @FriendsFamilyDC @MayorBowser I don’t have a dog in this fight. I do know some women who have been SA’d by Empower drivers. they don’t do background checks. I’m not a fan of the service but I get it. Uber & Lyft are just scams to undercut taxis and then raises prices and get rid of drivers entirely

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

Relatable

Up next is nearly four hours of one of the very best, and most important names in house music. 35 years ago: This is Franke Knuckles (RIP) @ Sound Factory, New York 04.08.91 This is the full, complete set and is an absolute masterclass of soulful house (bits and pieces exist online). Just an incredible thing. Tracklist in comments. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

Bob Marley talking about Marijuana. “Herbs a plant. Why these people that wants to do so much good for everyone calling themselves governments and this and that. Why they say you must not use the herb?...” —Bob Marley Happy 420!

Holy shit, this woman has bars. 110% positive she would clear the entirety of the 2026 XXL Freshman Class lol

Bro said in this economy? 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@inslomoshun 👀 tisk tisk. Mostly judging you for snitching on yourself to the internet

i read that 40% of americans don’t have $500 and stopped honking at people, these people gonna blow my head smooth off

the best thing you can do for yourself is actively increase your surface area for luck to hit you. go outside, try new cafes, museums, events, take a new route home, speak to people, ask questions, side quest. the more you do, the more serendipity and synchronicity will find you.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'