Kieran

@CPhilpOfficial When was the last time you were in Croydon South? Let me remind you, it’s your constituency and it’s falling apart.

I heard about an event yesterday where thousands of people planned to smoke cannabis illegally in Hyde Park The organisers said the police wouldn’t do anything about it So I went along to find out what was happening I was shocked by what I found

@CPFC Sack him tonight.

Goal. Chelsea score. 0-3.

@ThePalaceWay Your last paragraph is why it is so dire, the whole board need to go and make way people who know how to run a football club.

It just isn't. We are £15m richer and finally have clarity over our manager's situation. The reason it feels so dire is because the club has acted without any discernible strategy in the last two transfer windows and the manager felt like the last bastion of competence. #CPFC

@ThePalaceWay This is all on @CEO4TAG - reset needed at the top.

Fucking hell. #CPFC

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow Don’t bother investing if you are under 65 - this government will take it off you and give it to pensioners for their 2nd cruise of the year.

A beginners guide to investing! For the 1st time ever next week @itvMLshow is on how to invest - I'll be joined by a specialist panel. If you've got QUESTIONS whether on shares ISAs, how investing works or where to put your money, pls suggest them by reply.

@MartinSLewis @RachelReevesMP @itvMLshow Martin - why should anyone under the age of 60 stay in this country?

NEWS: The Chancellor @RachelReevesMP confirmed to me tonight in @itvMLshow that those whose only income is the State Pension will NOT PAY INCOME TAX - not just they won't do self assessment, there will be no tax to pay during this parliament. This is important as the pension triple lock means the State Pension must rise by at least 2.5% each year. So from 2027 someone whose only income is the full new state pension will earn more than the personal allowance (the amount earnable each year before you pay tax) - so tax would be due. Here is a transcript. ML: Rebecca, says ‘does my 85 year old father, who's living with dementia now have to complete a tax return as his state pension will take him over the personal allowance?’ RR: So if you just have a state pension and you don't have any other pension, we are not going to make you fill in a tax return. ML: Of any type or? RR: Yes. And so I make that commitment for that, for this Parliament. You're right. 2027 looks like the time that it will, cross over. We are working on a solution, as we speak, to ensure that we're not going after tiny amounts of money. ML: but people will have to pay the tax. They just won't have to do a return or will they not have to pay the tax? RR: in this Parliament they won't have to pay the tax. You know, further out about to make any commitments, on that. But we're looking at a simple workaround at the moment. ML: Okay. So I hadn't actually got that from budget. So that's really good to have clarity that they won't be paying the tax. This is far more than was said in the budget speech which was just about not doing an assessment. I went on to ask about edge cases "those who have £50/yr of income" and she said she couldn't make the same promise in those cases, it was only for people with no other income.

@PolitlcsUK Because everyone is leaving

🚨 BREAKING: Net migration fell to 204,000 from 649,000 in the year to June 2025

I’m 27. I’m single. I have a modest income. I have a Plan 2 student loan repayment. I have a LISA. I had to move back in with parents after University and I’m still there. I don’t claim benefits. I save. And according to Rachel Thieves, I’m fair game to be taxed until I squeak.

@Conf_League @CPFC UEFA MAFIA

🦅 Crystal Palace’s opponents in the league phase 🔴🔵 #UECL | @CPFC

@BobbyManzi If Glasner quits Parish has to follow.

Oliver Glasner’s comments post-match were extremely concerning. However, what is even more worrying for Crystal Palace is the ease with which Glasner and Steve Parish undermined each other within a matter of minutes. Serious work needed.

@HLTCO What is @CEO4TAG doing sanctioning a deal BELOW the release clause?!?

It looks as though Ebere Eze is now very close to joining Tottenham. 5 seasons with us, 168 appearances, 39 goals, including pivotal strikes in the QF, SF & Final to win us our first ever FA Cup; all done with a beaming smile on his face. A Palace legend in every sense. ❤️💙

@Chelseafans001 @CPFC At least Liverpool scored against us. You had to have the ref rescue you.

@CPFC Today you will know why we are world champion. We are not Liverpool

How does today end? 🤔

@False_Alarm_ @TCPalacePod @FA_PGMOL Why are you so obsessed with us 😭😆😭😆

@TCPalacePod @FA_PGMOL The rules are the rules. Something you lot need to start realising

New season, same bullshit. 🙄 @FA_PGMOL #CHECRY #CPFC

@tristanlomas @DaveHo1mes @SkySportsNews You know that’s not true.

@KieranTheBoss @DaveHo1mes @SkySportsNews They could have booted him off the board. To be honest, if any club has an owner screwing them over, they will just suffer the consequences of their actions.

The Court of Arbitration of Sport have said in a statement to Sky Sports News that no objections were raised by any of the parties involved in the case and its rules "ensure fairness" 💬

@CPhilpOfficial Chris, Croydon is going bankrupt. What about your constituents?

I’m heading to France right now to find out more about what’s happening on the ground with the illegal migration crisis - following my observations at sea on the channel last week 50,000 people have illegally crossed the since Labour won the election Keep an eye out here for updates

@tristanlomas @DaveHo1mes @SkySportsNews Steve Parish should have made Textor put his shares in a trust?

@KieranTheBoss @DaveHo1mes @SkySportsNews The universal answer was that Textor should have put his shares into a blind trust, even if there were instructions to conduct a sale. However, at that point he was still trying to increase his shareholding...

@DaveHo1mes @SkySportsNews Please explain what you would have done differently as chairman of the club on March 1st when the deadline was? You can’t as there was nothing the club could do. No real football fan would think this way.

@SkySportsNews All Parish and Palace have done is try to deflect blame away from themselves, that approach was clearly not going to work in an arbitration hearing. They won’t make official complaints because they know they don’t have a leg to stand on.

Club Statement

@VTEbsFan @Clapham_Grand The protests have to continue.

@Clapham_Grand Yeah I think the UEFA protests will be more minimal now that it's over, and the atmosphere will be good. At least I hope so!

Let’s sell out Selhurst for the Conference play-off in 2 weeks time, sing our hearts out and go and win this thing #cpfc

@Tom893308931161 @PalaceReport @MikeKeegan_DM Allowing Marinakis to eat more pies

@PalaceReport @MikeKeegan_DM Allowing you to talk more bull 🐂 shite 😜😭

⌛️The Crystal Palace v UEFA case was due to conclude at 3.30pm. It’s running behind schedule and we’re now looking at 5.30-6pm. @MikeKeegan_DM