Dear England, We just wanted to make you aware; We have officially adopted the Scots. They are family now. We will be in touch to negotiate your visitation rights.
Signed, The Americans.
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@electrical84138@KikiF_7 "Just squeezed into a World Cup"?
We won our qualifying group! No playoffs needed. There is literally no more convincing way to get to a World Cup 😂
Cheer up though. The longer the tournament goes with no English riots, the more people will like you guys too 👍🏻
@KikiF_7 I heard the Scotts are heading to Miami next week. I live 100 miles from there. I am seriously thinking about driving down to party with them.
@KikiF_7 Warning to our cousins over the pond, don’t at any point call it a skirt 😬our Scottish brothers will not take kindly to that, listen carefully.. Kilt is sacred to each clan.. need i say more 😂👍
@KarenAnder76485 Scotland was independent once. Until England killed a lot of Scots and then forced the ones still living to fight in their wars for them. Now the 4 of you make up the United Kingdom. What America wants to do is remove Scotland from the UK 😁
@KikiF_7 And if you hurt them, we will hurt you. We will go round three for our Scots bros, and we’ll do it with a brisket in our teeth and a fresh Dr. Pepper in hand.
@KikiF_7 Dear Americans,
Your terms are acceptable and we will not challenge for visitation rights. Please take care of them, and make sure they’re sustained with plenty of oats, haggis, Super Tennents, and various forms of offal.
Good luck.
Signed,
England.
@AJohansen592 I was thinking more along the lines that we bump those first two down. The list should go like this: 1. Scotland 2. Greenland 3. Canada lol
@KikiF_7 Yes please! The Scots have been the most fun America has had in a while. But, and this matters, only if Boston shares them with the rest of us in the Western half from time to time. They can tour. 😆
@KikiF_7 Scotland gave us Adam Smith (wrote The Wealth of Nations) who is the father of Capitalism, they invented golf, and they are the birthplace of William Wallace. What more do you need? The whole world should love Scotts.
@KikiF_7@DeedeeWeeDonkey so if I'm a convicted felon from something non violent 20 years ago and also very antiseptic I'm "allowed" to enter Scotland now!? 😮