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@KilroyStephen
like any other man, only more so
Katılım Şubat 2012
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JD might be the smarmiest cunt who ever lived
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Q: The president's financial disclosures show a lot of stock trades in companies he has promoted, sometimes even putting the stock ticker symbol in his posts and encouraging people to buy their stock-- JD VANCE: This is a hell of a question Q: How can you argue you are cleaning up corruption when the president is doing this? VANCE: C'mon man. Have a little bit of objectivity in how you ask these questions
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Does this absolute booger think Snape was a real life world leader and not just some guy a bad writer made up?
Also ICYMI:
Elon Musk@elonmusk
A glaringly obvious double-standard
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Bruce in his milli vanilli era
Mike Ryan@mikeryan
HAHAHA Bruce Springsteen WAS NOT HAVING IT with Chris Christie. THE SNUB!
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That’s that Gump comin out
Variety@Variety
Sally Field says she thought Robin Williams "wasn't funny" while filming "Mrs. Doubtfire": “Robin was always trying something different to make me laugh. It was so unfunny. I can't begin to tell you. And then Pierce, wonderful Pierce Brosnan, we were sitting at a table at the restaurant, and he made a fart noise on his arm. And I was gone. That was it.” variety.com/2026/film/news…
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@dropchris1000 We would have accepted "tee tee", "peeeeissss", or "yyyyyyyyyyyyurine"
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Steve Harvey: Name something that shoots out your penis
Me: Hmm I’m gonna say cum, Steve
Steve Harvey: What’s wrong with you?
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Cool no rush
Jonathan Allen@jonallendc
WATCH THE PIVOT: Harris "is signaling privately that she has more to say about the Middle East now that she is freed from the Biden White House policy, this person said, adding that she is likely to do so after the midterm elections." @natashakorecki /me nbcnews.com/politics/2028-…
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We say goodbye to our founder, the visionary Ted Turner. Ted’s love of classic films inspired him to create a channel dedicated to preserving them. He considered TCM one of his greatest accomplishments.
His passion continues to inspire us all as we work to fulfill his mission.
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The Unwritten Rules Of Baseball are the ineffable apocrypha between the amendments to the constitution that act like glue like Phil hartman
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My most leftwing and rightwing opinion is that I think veterans’ benefits should extend to mlb veterans
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I used to think this was written from the perspective of the worst boyfriend of all time, but tonight I realized it’s written to god not a lady 🦧
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POV you log into twitter and Joyce is talking about you
Joyce Carol Oates@JoyceCarolOates
illuminating moment in the film "The Zone of Interest" when Nazi Rudolph Höss who has overseen the gassing of millions of Jews & others at Auschwitz gazes down at his Nazi comrades gathered together convivially in a ballroom-type setting musing how much gas it would require to exterminate them all. #BallroomFantasies
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the president has a constitutional right to be the belle of the ball
Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain
I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.
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Unironically the best performance he’s ever given
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.
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Watching the crowd scenes and thinking about Coppola, there is something uniquely humanist in Italian/Italian-American film in their love of chaos. You can't put that many actors (and amateurs) onscreen without loving human beings.
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Italian postwar cinema is my favorite but I just watched this for the first time last night, and my GOD what a masterpiece.
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I think I love the genre because you can see so much of the DNA of american movies in it, but also there's so much care put into every shot and every thought with none of the pretentiousness of French cinema.
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