Kim Jong Fun

@VinoBowTied Goated

Name a better white than Chablis

@HotPantsStore Natural fibers are the way to go. Even with daily clothes, but especially if you’re gonna be exposed to heat. Doesn’t Bryan Johnson talk about this?

@HotPantsStore So that’s why I have small balls…

@LawnmowerBrah Fentastic

Okay Claude, design a fake $20 bill. Make no mistakes

@HotPantsStore 100%

this and a racist blonde

@CartuneNetwerk @Z0Boog So cool bro what kind of Rolex do you have

@Z0Boog You purchasing a car you like is a common practice. Me walking into rooms with world movers and being the most ostentatious is a totally different situation. That’s why I prefaced it as best as could with you probably won’t be able to relate. Hope this helps.

A weird experience that most people will never relate to is how embarrassing having the nicest car and watch amongst people with more wealth and IRL clout than you. It switches your perspective

@nikitabier @adamscrabble @chooserich This is what happens when you give gay men power.

@chooserich Since you don’t label your posts, would you mind getting this tattoo?

$500k Polymarket chain on my neck, no wife or kids, and just turned 44. Does life get any better than this?!

@HotPantsStore @luisomor 100000%

@luisomor wearing non-naturals in the sauna. plastic maxxing.

You got plastic in your balls bro please do something about it

@HotPantsStore @ManlinessNorms BBE - big ball energy

@ManlinessNorms Straight to the balls

@HotPantsStore @Masc_Empire Microplastic maxxing

@Masc_Empire + wearing non-naturals in the sauna

7 reasons why you have low testosterone: •Being fat •Constant stress •Staying indoors •Too much alcohol •No lifting weights. •Low-fat diet •Vitamin D deficiency

@HotPantsStore @micheal_ws18 That and bringing a plastic water bottle into the sauna. My guy try not being gay for 15 minutes

@micheal_ws18 Wears Polyester in the sauna

What’s extremely unhygienic but everyone does it anyway?

@not_jeffepstein Literally the founder of hot pants. What a legend

Hello it’s Palm Beach Pete just another perfect day in South Florida, off to play some tennis!… I’m not Jeffrey Epstein.

@ChadSlimeBased Already there my G

Within the next 36 months, many of the "larps" you follow on this app will stop tweeting. Because they will be in federal prison.

@BowTiedBallz My bad G. The balls taking up the entire seat in front of you was a giveaway though

@KimJongFunDaddy Don’t doxx me

@BowTiedBallz spotted at the Florida game

@not_jeffepstein Founder of hot pants btw

Hello this Palm Beach Pete just wanted to thank everybody for the support and good vibes… I’m not Jeffrey Epstein

@HotPantsStore Balls nuked

Dont be Derrick Lewis in the sauna. Get your pair: hotpants.store

@HotPantsStore @barstoolsports Only way to live

@KimJongFunDaddy @barstoolsports ballmaxx taking over

There’s a 16 year old named Gout Gout He may be the fastest person alive

@HotPantsStore @Cakefairy199 @evan_marqu

@KimJongFunDaddy @Cakefairy199 @evan_marqu no kids for you

This movie is a must watch, the plot twist will blow your mind 😊

@HotPantsStore @Cakefairy199 Imagine surviving but still destroying your genetic bloodline

@KimJongFunDaddy @Cakefairy199

@HotPantsStore @Argenpoirot @SolBrah get in here

@KimJongFunDaddy @Argenpoirot Should sun them

Hicieron una CONFERENCIA DE DERMATOLOGIA en HAWAII. Las imágenes son épicas 🌞