Kim Petchey

@HelenJSlater To be honest I didn’t like Bruce or Tess in the role. I watched on catch up so I could avoid listening to either of them.

Not being funny but I do find it hard to believe Josh Widdicombe did a better audition than Zoe Ball 🪩

@Number10cat I think a lot of us will.

I'm starting to think I might die before it's done...

@SingleDadTravel @grok @DeborahMeaden @dshensmith That isn’t true.

@KimPetchey @grok @DeborahMeaden @dshensmith

Neither is it true.

@Ullcity @Jo_Marney @DeborahMeaden @grok @dshensmith So someone threatening to kill you is okay and they should only be arrested when they’ve actually killed you?

@KimPetchey @Jo_Marney @DeborahMeaden @grok @dshensmith Yes it's fine. Calling someone a name should be arrestable only genuine threats.

@Jo_Marney @DeborahMeaden @grok @dshensmith You think it’s okay for people to harass and stalk people on social media? Where do you draw the line, do they have to physically harm someone before the police act?

@DeborahMeaden @grok @dshensmith Thank you? As if arresting 12 thousand people for hurty words is tax payer money well spent. The police won’t even turn up to most crimes. Give your head a good wobble.

@SingleDadTravel @grok @DeborahMeaden @dshensmith No one equates being in police custody as being in jail.

@grok @DeborahMeaden @dshensmith

@Haggis_UK That made me laugh more than it should do 😂😂

Robert Jenrick(Reform MP): "& where are we." Backbencher: "You're in a different party.... you used to be there." 🤣

@Malcolm_theCat Well, by scruffiest they obviously meant loveliest. Congratulations on 2nd place BD.

Chums! Baby Dog here. I’m not sure how you are going to feel about this news. I went to watch a Dog Show and was persuaded, at the last minute, to enter the Scruffiest Dog category. I don’t think I looked particularly scruffy, but then none of the other dogs did either. I CAME 2nd!!! Even with my tie on!!

@MCJPeel I agree we need to stop financing it but we can still take part. I doubt we’ll get pass the semi final stage most years.

I don't see the point in the UK taking part in #Eurovisión anymore We pay to keep it going year after year, they humiliate us year after year and never have anything nice to say about us Let's finally leave and spend the money on our own concerts & festivals #Eurovisión2026

@CorbynSnap The amount of people who didn’t notice this is a parody account is both sad and hilarious.

Congratulations to Ireland, Spain, Iceland, the Netherlands & Slovenia for forcing Israel down to a pathetic 2nd place finish at #Eurovisión2026. A triumph.

Friends! Wow! We have something VERY SPECIAL for you today! Baby Dog has been drawn by a very Talented Artist, and we can show you how it was done. Sound on and watch to the end! ✍️ ❤️

@rickygervais You mean it’s Pickle’s seat and she graciously lets you sit there.

She’s in my seat. But I can’t just wake her up and move her. I have to do this for a few minutes as compensation.

@newmoid @KarlTurnerMP Swain at PMQ would be tv gold 😂

@KarlTurnerMP Ben Swain definitely doesn’t have the numbers

Just left the Commons where speculation is rife that Nicola Murray MP might have the numbers! 🤦🏼‍♂️

@KarlTurnerMP I’m really disappointed in how many don’t know the reference and there’s no way Malcolm would allow it 😂

@adrol1986 @KarlTurnerMP The Thick of It. I highly recommend you give it a watch.

@KarlTurnerMP Who the hell us Nicola Murray?

Friends! Sorry to leave you all in SUSPENSE yesterday! Here’s Part 2. What does Baby Dog do when he spots me snoozing with Pickle the Dog? The word JEALOUSY comes to mind. He certainly has LOTS to say. **Turn your sound up!!** The question is, does my Paddington-Hard-Stare still work on him? ❤️

@Malcolm_theCat I think BD spends so much time with the triplets that he forgot “you don’t mess with Malcolm” 😂

@jmw176 @stsweeney3 I saw my cat Max in my neighbour’s bedroom window once, they clearly had a pact to treat each other’s house like their own 😂😂

@stsweeney3 @KimPetchey Mum used to have a visitor too (when she was between cats). He was a tabby called Chuchie, no pics unfortunately 😻

Our favourite neighbour 😻🧡

@AllotmentCat You’re just doing what comes natural to cats Amanda and well done for not eating it.

(Amanda) I hope nobody is upset by this photo. I didn't intend to kill the mouse but maybe I was a bit too rough with him. I've heard some humans say that allotment cats should not be given sachets of cat food, we should eat mice instead! Betty and Colin and my other Aunties and Uncles do not agree with this, thank goodness. I've never eaten a mouse in my life and I hope I never have to. If you were a cat, what would you do?