Kim Dawson

Annual remembrance of when @mishacollins called me at my job because I asked him to on twitter. 11 years ago today!

@100PercentEat Thank you for keeping me company while I wait in a 90 minute line to vote. 💙

Our Heroes take Graysie to get a giant pretzel and try the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. But what’s this? They’re OUT OF SPOOKY PIZOOKIE? Well this is ridiculous. What are we rating this whole thing on? A new episode of 100% Eat is out now!

Pro tip for Donnie: Vet your cameramen, or they might do this when you brag about there not being an empty seat:

"You do not in fact, have to give them credit."

@hankgreen I promise I don’t remember previous years, you can reuse!

I just finished writing this year's Pizzamas jokes and BOY OH BOY AM I SCRAPING SOME PIZZA OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL!!

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”

The extent to which we just have to live through history...ugh.

@matthewmercer But the DNC!

Tonight’s #CriticalRole begins in about an hour! A prospective plot hatched, Bells Hells now seeks to gain the approval of the highest councils, while an unexpected visitor seeks Imogen’s psychic attention… join us! Twitch.tv/criticalrole

There are lots of obvious Wisconsin connections at the DNC this week, but how about this deep cut: Aaron Rouse played safety for the Packers in 2007 and 2008. He's now a Virginia state senator. He has the longest INT return in Lambeau Field history, which was off Peyton Manning

If anyone would like to set me up on a blind date with the 33-45 year old NYC-based equivalent of Doug Emhoff, my DMs are open.

Kamala and Tim Walz packing the same arena in Milwaukee that the Republicans used for the RNC at the same time the DNC is going on in Chicago is diabolical lmao

@LAD030162 @Acyn That’s actually really funny

@Acyn Ohhhh, he practicing with trump

Reporter: How are you preparing for your debate with Tim Walz? Vance: I have a friend who embellishes and lies a lot, I’m having him stand in for Tim Walz

Walz over Walls.

I’m the lady in red

@SouthernGh @gstuart82 It’s already too cringy for me. 😬

@gstuart82 This "Body & Soul" thing will likely have some lighthearted and humorous moments. But in general, the soap within a soap will be inexplicably annoying and over the top.

A few months ago, I publicly said that there wasn't anything good coming up at #Days. Some acted like I lied. Fake Abigail Dead Janel baby "Body & Soul" starting. It's going to be BAD Nicole's shitty exit There's even going to be poorly constructed & out of character affair.

@Joeiscool1981 I’ve been shipping Bricole for over 20 years 🥲

Signing leases is so nerve wracking. What if I hate it in 3 months?!? I hate change.

@proj4awesome The most memorable tagline is “It’s a dangerous day to get paid”

Which previous P4A mascot is the most memorable? #P4A2024 I don't want to sway your decision but one past mascot is a bean furby...

I judge inflation by the cost of a 12 pack cans of Diet Coke. How is one box for $10.99 “ON SALE”??