Kim Patterson

My tweets usually only make sense while watching live sporting events 🤷🏼‍♀️

He won’t have clothes until 8pm tomorrow if he’s lucky. He’s 6’8. He can’t just run to dillards.

Well @united is a joke. Hubs flew out this AM for a work trip to Louisville 15 hours after we buried his dad. His bag didn’t make it on the plane. They told him they’d put it on the next flight out and he should have it tonight. It instead got put on a flight to San Fran.

WALKOFF HOME RUN IN HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT BRADEN MONTGOMERY WELCOME TO THE SHOW

@HEB plz fix your website cart. My curbside time expires in 30 mins 🫠

Chilifest getting a shutout on national tv is hilarious

Well starting pitching only lasted 2/3 of an inning… beautiful Saturday so far in CStat 😘 #gigem

Who’s the genius that planned ring day, parents weekend, baseball game, chilifest and rain in college station all at the same time

@Matt_Pinner Tennis

This is hard

Indiana and Texas A&M are the only teams to allow no points in the first half to Miami! I’m taking that as A&M is as good as Indiana! No questions at this time!

This is going to be a great story line for the next ice age movie.

Miami lost the game on this drive.

@JoshuaBarzon Houston Northeast in the Atascocita area. Also had Christmas Eve and Christmas Day services!

If your church is still gathering today (the last Sunday of the year) instead of canceling, drop your church name below. Let’s encourage one another by highlighting faithful churches that keep honoring the Lord’s Day with worship.

That would have been a TD if Reed threw a good ball. Now’s it’s an incomplete.

This Sherrone Moore story went from: "Let me get these jokes off" type of story, to: "Let me send T's and P's, hope everyone involved is mentally okay" in about 2 hours.

Friendly reminder that it’s not cool to post pictures of a victim, especially with anyone else in the photos who are completely innocent parties. #UMich #sherronemoore

@JeffNadu Thank you for cropping this photo.

Remember Sherrone has a wife and 3 kids... of which this broad knew about and still banged him regularly Sad...

Have yall seen this crazy Makenzie girl on TikTok that keeps saying @JManziel2 is dead and has all this “evidence”? I’m honestly concerned for her mental health & the drugs she must be on… #gigem #tamu

@SchottHayden Hopefully we can change out spikes at half to help with this turf. Wasn’t aware they were a poverty school.

Halftime thoughts?

Can Texas not afford real grass in DKR?

Here. We. Go. #gigem