Kimberl Merchant

@GraysonDaly Living for the politics of high winds

Would anyone mind if I just write three books in a row about music? Bluesleeves is about the complex politics of upper woodwinds and Alternatives is about electroswing supervillains and The Beast is just about the healing properties of bluegrass so really they don't overlap...

spider on the subway, where will he go???

Who needs a boyfriend when you have 23 flavors?

This is the wardrobe of every K-drama leading man

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🐴 A serenade to the horses for all the bow hairs I’ve broken 😆🎻🎶 #raychen #violin #vivaldi #spring

I signal-boost the viral content electric.

He often wondered if reality was a simulation. It comforted him. His life was a train wreck, but maybe that was useful data for somebody.

when you’re ninja brian, every day is the purge

Pigeons are poems about garbage.

don’t sing “I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” to Ninja Brian unless you want shit to get real when you say “take my whole life too”

boys: i like girls with curves girls: i like boys with class me: i like classes with a curve

I have the news you've all been waiting for. Today is the first day that it is possible to legitimately get the Go Outside achievement in The Stanley Parable.

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Ghostbusters commercial: who you gonna call? Ghost haunting me: [looks at me nervously] Me: lmao like you're scarier than a phone call

i was outside. minding my own business. when a leaf fell on my noggin. i will consider it my crown. and i will rule these lands benevolently