Kimberly Ritter

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Kimberly Ritter

Kimberly Ritter

@KimberlyERitter

Exhausted mom of 2 from small town Iowa. Over caffeinated and always on the go, but always having a great time. Learn more at https://t.co/NqKnausQYw

Small town Iowa Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Kimberly Ritter
Kimberly Ritter @KimberlyERitter·
@lantzdomangue Dealing with a cranky teen who had his tonsils out here. Hope your little one feels better and congrats again!
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Stacey
Stacey@skittle624·
I’m so glad I pay for a million different streaming services and none of the movies I’m looking for are free.
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Sarcastic Mommy
Sarcastic Mommy@sarcasticmommy4·
My parenting journey has taken me from "My child will never" to "I'll allow it."
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Dadman Walking
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking·
stanger: you're gonna miss that messy house one day me a clean freak dad of 3: hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha no.
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Sarcastic Mommy
Sarcastic Mommy@sarcasticmommy4·
My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry.
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Mommy Needs a Life
Mommy Needs a Life@momneedsalife3·
Why does no one warn you that you reach an age where you need both coffee and Advil just to function.
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Sarcastic Mommy
Sarcastic Mommy@sarcasticmommy4·
Spent my day cleaning & doing laundry while my kids played & complained that they didn't get to do anything fun. Just wait, kids. It gets better.
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Sarcastic Mommy
Sarcastic Mommy@sarcasticmommy4·
If you like getting cereal out of the cupboard only to find someone put it back empty, kids are totally for you.
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