Kimblee Assemblee

I want a #lunchable and a #pudding cup, now 🥲

@SkeletoBarfo Download an app that lets you see different hairstyles on your person 💕 you’re so pretty; you could have any cut and be a heart throb

@SkeletoBarfo Oh I know one 😂 @lcgidcomb

I have an alarm for 5pm that says #flextape and I’m not sure why

Low effort #oven #smores

Today, I was in the parking lot at Target. As I was about to leave, a 30ish year old lady walked by my car and was talking to her partner started singing, “Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Dumbledore!” It was a blessed time.

My biggest irrational fear, and something I think about 3-4 times a week is, “what if horses had dog teeth?”

That #Seinfeld couch is fuckin ugly #ugly

Frappuccinos are just coffee smoothies.

Your teeth, but they are chiclets. #Biology

Wearing a rubber suit is human body lamination.

@ArielleDundas I sat next to Matt Lauer in a diner right after he got canceled hard, and said I loved you in kimmy Schmidt and he said thank you for being nice to me

@jenmatichuk Because society likes to tote the false notion that women lose all worth once they are out of their 20s. In reality, we become more powerful as we age.

less than a month until I’m 30 and feeing quite upset about it. I know it’s just a number but MAN why does this number feel like it holds so much weight?

I have a shitty attitude, but also #dog

@FlemilyEming a dog is essentially a living roomba. a woofba, if you will.

Sometimes I wish I had a dog just to eat the crumbs off my floor

#dogsoftwitter #fall @lcgidcomb

Enjoying the crumchy leaves @lcgidcomb #dogsoftwitter #fall #leaves

Me: sees $8 million house for sale on Realtor Also me: I really want to cry in that house

Imagine if your bones left your body rn

@FlemilyEming @AlisonLeiby New FORG

@AlisonLeiby New species from 2021 ahhhhh