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@KingFunko

Amateur Chef. Professional Lover.

Screaming Into the Void Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Allan
Allan@allan_cheapshot·
Steve Austin in high school in 1983. He was voted Mr. Cowboy which is the Texas equivalent of a homecoming king
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King Funko@KingFunko·
@ManceWarner Your ass would grab her specs and chuck them in the crowd. 😂
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“Tom”.@NotThatTomGreen·
WWE should go one step further. Pull a WrestleMania 2000. A JELLY ROLL IN EVERY CORNER.
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Missy Martinez
Missy Martinez@MissyXMartinez·
Getting “ripped a new asshole” ISN’T as kinky as it’s made to sound
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King Funko
King Funko@KingFunko·
@echereeIRL I would suggest that she had an underlying issue that contributed to this but also different things effect people differently. I stopped drinking Red Bull because it would make my chest kinda hurt but I regularly consume an iced coffee with four shots of espresso in it. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Tad Ghostal
Tad Ghostal@poe_collector·
@KingFunko Oh, right. The humping. The over-the-jeans humping, the humping chosen especially to go dry with jeans, jean humping. That humping?
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King Funko
King Funko@KingFunko·
@LetMeDownEasy1 Newport Cough Drops would be a million dollar enterprise. I will take half.
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Higher Ol' Blue Eyes
Higher Ol' Blue Eyes@LetMeDownEasy1·
Me getting cough drops: "Yeah I'll take a pack of menthols."
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King Funko
King Funko@KingFunko·
@ligerzerosyren A friend of mine told me decades ago that “no matter how good you ever think you are at anything there is a five year old in Asia that can smoke you at it.” He was referring to guitar playing but that pretty much holds true for everything. 😂
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syren
syren@ligerzerosyren·
I’m going to work on learning a bridge kick over today and every tutorial I find is a literal 5 year old doing it effortlessly 😭😭
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