King David

The third world isn't a place, it's a people. Third world countries exist because they are full of third world people. If you send every German to Nigeria and every Nigerian to Germany, in 5 years, Nigeria will become a civilized nation and Germany will become a third world.

“ I am only married to your dad because I am managing him not even mainly because of love , back then you can marry any man you are opportuned to marry” ——— mother to her daughter

You'll criticize the government, they'll pick you up You'll call out government institution, they'll pick you up Student will call out tertiary institutions, they'll suspend them after picking them up You'll give product review, the brand will pick you up Government of the picker, for the picker and by the Picker

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

Did you know that a camel can fit an adult human head into its mouth and chop it off?

You're subbing a whole country now? 😳 This was you, in Tanzania, when you were young. I know your mama died early and got eaten by hyenas, vultures and Marabou storks. So, she didn't get the chance to tell you that your ancestors are not native West Africa and Nigeria has better electricity than Tanzania, where you were born. When you lose your mama too early, you lose the history of your ancestry. Accept my condolences

Why do people switch up on their partners once they travel abroad?

edey come reach my turn you people dey change script

BREAKING: President Bola Tinubu will depart Abuja tomorrow for a 2-Week Trips To France, Kenya and Rwanda

Trigger warning ⚠️. This is sad and dangerous for persons living there.

Proof of living.. new hair, who dis?

🚨 Female suspect fails to escape after attempted theft at Ecobank Adum branch.

Just heard a story that’s still ringing in my head. UK-based Naija nurse. Husband was beating her. She did the right thing, called the police, reported him, and went further to call Home Office to remove him from her CoS. Power move. Or so she thought. This man, in retaliation, went to NMC and reported that her IELTS was fake. NMC investigated. Found her guilty. Wiped her off the register. Both of them are back in Nigeria now. Choose your enemies carefully. Some people will burn the whole house down with them inside, just to make sure you burn too. Who was wrong?

Korean noise cancellation tunnels. Because people's homes are nearby, they are installed to trap vehicle sounds inside.