Kings

@_YKbrown This thing Dey always pain, and the Os no Dey ever Dey understanding to let you smash again

Mastvbation is underrated brr….what do you mean I spent 20k just the cvm under 5 minutes ?😭

@Ebrimaa_ Defense is shit

Looks average until they catch you for pitch 😂

@Veronwg They can’t sense shit

Girls can sense your testosterone level. Stop masturbating so much!!!

@SimpPolice911 Even the ones wey I don nack no Dey see shishi for my hand, stay wicked kings

As a man, there are things you should NEVER do for woman you've not slept with. Here are 3 things you should NEVER do for a woman you've not had SEX with:

@stev3n_strang3 @triplexdshott 😂😂😂

@triplexdshott Yansh dey run am bro. No excuses 🌝

e dey pain me say preeq no fit make the kind money wey toto dey make

@OnyChr82021 😂😂😂😂

Steven Gerrard, Thierry Henry, Zinedine Zidane… massive respect to you legends of the game ❤️🐐 But please, respectfully… COME OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dStowrieTeller @bod_repuplic Make she no con get belle self on top

@bod_repuplic How you wan take enjoy am when you don see red flag? Bobo run for your life. Make you no go regret am for the rest of your life o

Once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit strategically.

@smallipopp83733 @_Mac_lfc 😂

@_Mac_lfc But we could assist you with a loss home and away 😪🤣🤣🤣😂

“How can I assist you?” brother you couldn’t even assist a fan with a haircut 😭

@iamfadekemi_ You already know the tribe 😭

RIP Nurse Wendy 😞💔 According to reports, the shirtless man who is a vulcanizer went with his friends to where the girl lives...they took turn in r@ping her and during the struggle... the girl recognized one of them and even gave him a mark on the neck...then they decided to slit her throat, lock her door back quietly and left..... These monsters of men were captured yesterday.

@0xByFaith @OfficialFPL Them go to drag am

@OfficialFPL I pity the guy who wastes Bruno chances today

Bruno Fernandes is just two assists away from equalling the #FPL record for most assists in a single season 👀 Luis Suarez holds the current record with 25!

@elonhatesder4 Man U fans na bully 😭😂

Chelsea fans if you want make we win Brighton today, first drop £56M deposit for Onana 😂😂😂😂😂

@_Ife_love_ @Godzillllaaah @bangkoklad @Iam_mc_harry And your bf go be yahoo boy o 😭

@Godzillllaaah @bangkoklad @Iam_mc_harry Infact, idek what to say anymore When did we normalize fraud 🤦‍♀️

Thai police have raided a luxury condominium in Nonthaburi, arresting six suspects accused of running an international romance scam.

@wayveeofficial @Sugarboyadeola1 @BallWizardry 😂😂

@Sugarboyadeola1 @BallWizardry You for like pity this bra, everyday na wearing, with her shameful decoy 😭😭

You for like pity this bra😭😭😭

@promiseoliv @Wizarab10 🤡

@Wizarab10 I was expecting szoboslai to win it

Congratulations 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Can't argue this one sha. He worked for it.

@eR_sAm7 @Inspector_khay1 @Letter_to_Jack 😂

@Inspector_khay1 @Letter_to_Jack Osmosis?

Following the unbelievable impact of that simple tweet on unlocking carrier-locked phones, which saved thousands in Nigeria and Ghana, I’m tempted to throw out a challenge: Everyone drop one life hack that could genuinely help others. What’s that one hack you know? Kindly share.

@ComradeEren @socetyhatesjay This Gif they pami 😭😂

@socetyhatesjay Dem use sheet baff this one preeq 😭

i am never giving a nigerian girl anal again!

@yoSpeede Until your car engine knocks 😭

I nut too fast to be booking hotels, let’s just park somewhere?

@Oluchi_Utd 😂😂😭

After begging us to win Brighton for you, You’d still go ahead and lose to Sunderland. No be una again? 😂😂

@QueenMancunian Cook those frauds 😂

Enzo singing the conference league anthem next season against Motomonyo FC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Fantombwoi @StfuSmog How is 18yrs old a minor

@StfuSmog Old man like you dating minor. F00l

We had a little misunderstanding and i refused to talk to her, she sent 79 messages 😭 or is it because she’s just 18 yo? Cuz idg this obsession fr😭❤️