𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕽𝖚𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊

“A choice encounter”, ft. ⁦@planetikea⁩

America is the laughing stock of the world, what the actual fuck

Just farted so aggressively in the Walmart self-checkout that the machine asked if I needed assistance

aight everyone relax we can’t be doing all this for the next 5 and a half weeks 😂 AJ and DP are the future, we GOOD

With the 2nd pick in the 2026 NBA Draft, The Utah Jazz select…..

Just a year after the Jazz lost the Cooper Flagg lottery, and I was at my lowest as a Jazz fan...

@JeffBiesinger @SideburnWest @Joshua_Newman Facts!

The Jazz pretty much sold out every game the last 4 years when they were TRYING to lose. AJ isn’t moving the needle at all for tickets. I’d love him on the Jazz, but that’s not anything that’s crossing any member of the FO’s mind. Tickets will already be crazy expensive next year.

Some pockets of the Salt Lake City end of my TL have been wondering aloud if the Jazz will/should try to trade up to No. 1 in order to draft AJ Dybantsa. First of all, respectfully, what in the living hell are you people talking about?

How Tom Cruise gonna appear when you raid a Scientology building and try to escape

@shoshonelder Stop doom posting about economic growth driven by AI. It’s going to be good for the state long-term and will create a lot of jobs.

Proposed Box Elder County Data Center I took this picture of Hansel Valley last summer while visiting a rancher friend of mine. This other image is what the Box Elder County Commissioners are voting to do with it😢

@CoolBreezePt2 @Giants Yes you did, brother. Go now, and enjoy my boy dominate

@Giants We just got the Cam Skattebo of linebackers!

Jack Kelly... STUD.

How may I “Ben” you?

BEST BATTLE THEME EVER. FIGHT WITH YOUR MOTHER H03

Former Melonheads star RB Kenny Kawaguchi reached an agreement today on a record deal with the Fishes, who are awarding him with a three-year, $67 million deal that includes $67 million guaranteed and makes him the highest paid running back in BYS history!

THUS SAYETH THE HOOPS NERD, @hansenjames, in the book of Basketball, Chapter 4, verses 15-17: “If thou art within 2 to 3 feet of the rim, and thou dost not slam it down thou hast sinned…and ye must repent. Thou SHALT cram the basketball upon the heads of thine enemies!”

NO IT DIDN’T. I HATE THE AI DOOM POSTING FOR ENGAGEMENT. 🤬 Do these people actually USE AI in SaaS B2B contexts? It is NOT wiping out thousands of jobs. Get real.

Ser LaMelo of House Ball is day to day (back) after crashing his horse on the High Road this morning’s eve (Via @TMZ_FleaBottom)

@EarlOfHemsley @_BackyardSports YEAH BABY!!

@_BackyardSports @KingsQuest6 i know you're excited about this one...

Summer 2026 ⚾️😎

im sorry but Aragorn farmed a k/d against plumbers and electricians, jaime was out there at 13 hooping against real killers

Got a cold call Decided to answer it “Dad, can you please pick me up from soccer? Practice ended an hour ago” Click. No thanks. I’ve never made money “picking up my kid” from “sports” I’d rather focus on networking with billionaires or optimizing my personal brand