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BREAKING: Claude can now run your entire ecom brand tiktok like a $500/hour social media manager.
I reverse-engineered how top social media brands use AI to build million-follower accounts.
Here’s the crazy part:
This system produces 550+ cinematic, product-ready ads per day from a single prompt.
Here’s the full pipeline:
→ AI generates a realistic UGC persona — face, voice, personality
→ Arcads clones a natural voiceover in seconds
→ CapCut auto-edits: captions, pacing, hooks — done
→ our phone farm method pushes every finished video straight to TikTok Shop
→ Cruva Social 1 identifies which hooks are already winning in your niche before you film anything
The result: 500+ videos a month, per brand, at a fraction of what one UGC creator used to cost.
Most brands are still paying $300–500 per video.
Testing 10 hooks takes $5,000 and three weeks.
With this system, you test 100 hooks in the same timeframe.
The ones that win get scaled. Automatically.
AI is the new creative director.
TikTok doesn’t reward the best video.
It rewards the brand that shows up the most — with content that converts.
Static agencies are dead.
Creator dependency is a liability… and it’s soooo 2025.
No more waiting on creators.
No more $500 videos that flop after 200 views.
The brands that automate content at scale will be the biggest winners of 2026.
If you want the full breakdown:
Like & comment “SYSTEM”
I’ll send you the complete workflow, every prompt, and a step-by-step walkthrough. Free.
(Follow first so I can DM.)

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Claude Code + Nano Banana 2 is f*cking cracked for advertorials 🤯
One prompt → a complete presell page with editorial copy, AI product photography, testimonials, and pricing — ready to paste into Shopify.
Built 100% in Claude Code.
Perfect for DTC brands and agencies running advertorials on Meta who need 5-10 different pages per month but can't keep paying $1,500 each.
If you're briefing copywriters, waiting days for a draft, giving notes, waiting again, and still only getting one or two new pages per month...
This system eliminates the entire loop:
→ Enter your brand, product, target customer, and unique mechanism
→ Pick a style preset (clinical editorial, news exposé, lifestyle magazine, warm and trustworthy)
→ Claude writes the full page — urgency banner to guarantee to final CTA
→ Nano Banana 2 generates product images and mechanism diagrams inline
→ Get back a complete HTML page following the same DR structure that's already scaling on Meta
No copywriter back-and-forth.
No designing from scratch.
No starting from a blank page every time.
What you get:
→ A production-ready HTML advertorial page you paste into Shopify
→ DR copy structure extracted from real pages scaling on Meta right now
→ AI-generated product photography and diagrams matched to your brand
→ 4 style presets that shift tone, colors, and authority framing per niche
→ A fully customizable system prompt — swap in your own templates and it follows those instead
I built 3 complete advertorial pages for 3 different brands in under 5 minutes.
Skincare, supplements, and pet products. All different styles, all production-ready.
I put together a full playbook with the exact system prompt so you can get this running yourself.
Want access for free?
> Like this post
> Comment "CLAUDE"
And I'll send it over (must be following so I can DM)
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Claude DESTROYS ChatGPT for building VSL funnels.
I put together the Claude VSL Prompt Vault (below)
I've booked 500+ calls for clients with VSL funnels. $1M generated.
These prompts are how I build every single one.
The same prompts behind every VSL funnel I've built since 2023.
Scripts, landing pages, offer stacks, everything.
This is the closest thing to hiring a funnel strategist for free.
What's inside the vault:
→ Custom Claude System Prompt for VSL Scripts
→ The 5,280-Word VSL Conversion Framework
→ AI Audience Research Prompt (2-Part Deep Dive)
→ AI Competitor Funnel Analysis Prompt
→ AI Hook Generator (15+ Variations by Awareness Level)
→ AI Proof Stacking Prompt
→ AI Offer Architecture Builder (2-Part Sequence)
→ AI Landing Page Copy Prompt
→ AI VSL Script Audit + Rewrite Prompt
Want access to this vault?
→ Comment "CLAUDE"
→ Follow and I'll DM the vault!

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[STATIC AD + LANDING PAGE REPO]
Looking for "Native Style" Static Ad inspiration for your health offer?
We built an interactive dashboard for you with all 1710 unique static image ads Rejuveen is running right now
(across 13 FB pages + 15 landing pages)
Inside you'll see...
→ 1,710 static image ads dissected
→ 65 unique stories scaled to 1,710 creatives (~9x duplication)
→ 13 Facebook pages (brand pages + "persona" pages)
→ 15 landing pages across 3 product lines
→ Hook types, emotions, formats, awareness levels — all classified
PLUS: We grabbed all 962 of their video ads too.
Filter by:
→ Facebook page,
→ landing page
→ ad format (image/video/carousel)
→ and sort by days active to find the winners.
Comment "REJUVEEN" and we'll send you the full breakdown + interactive dashboard.
(Must be following to receive DM + RT for priority delivery.)
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listicles are a $1,000,000+ GOLDMINE for any ecom bro running meta/google ads…
and after printing multi 7-figures with them i'm giving away EVERYTHING i know about it
like + comment "LIST" and i'll send you 36 pages of PURE listicle sauce
(must be following + RT for priority access + only sending for 48h)
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Advertorials are absolutely 𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 in the space....
In 2025, you can’t afford to ignore them.
We've often seen 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 landing pages by huge differences...
So, I made a swipe file compiling 30+ Advertorials you can (copy + paste) on your store.
Best part?
It's 100% editable figma file.
To get it, like + comment "Me", and I'll send it to you.
(follow so I can dm)

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Too many ecom brands can't scale because they don't understand their audience's awareness levels
Cold, unaware traffic should see greatly different content to warm, product aware traffic - this is one secret to how the best brands maintain high CVR%
After helping 8-9 fig brands nail this, I've built a one-pager PDF showing you the exact..
- Creatives
- Landing pages
- Funnel flows
..to send your audiences with different traffic awareness levels to 📈
I could definitely gatekeep this but I'm feeling generous
RT & reply 'funnel' and I'll DM it to you (must be following me)

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I did $1.1 Million in 10 months
NET PROFITS
Selling digital products and coachings
Here's how in 7 steps:
1. Drop 1–3 tweets/day: sales screenshots, $40K/2 weeks claims, client wins.
2. Every post has CTA: “Want guide?” → 100–800 replies → send doc link.
3. Deliver Free Google Doc : Include proof, mini case studies, coaching CTA.
4. Capture Leads via Tally.so : Collect name, email, budget, Telegram. 200–1,000 signups/month = pipeline of qualified buyers.
5. Move Leads Into Telegram = passive retargeting. Drop 2–3 proofs/week. Keep 500–4K+ warm leads engaged.
6. Close Sales in DMs : 5–6 casual messages: goals, budget, proof. Close $2.5K–$8K coaching via Stripe/Apple Pay.
7. Compound With Repetition : 10+ posts/week × 3 months = 1,000,000+ impressions → 20–50 high-ticket clients.
By the way, I spent almost 50 hours making a miro board explaining to you everything.
COMMENT << MIRO>> and I'll send it to you

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I made >$3.5M in 2024 selling digital products
Here's how in 10 steps:
1. make X account (5 sec)
2. pick topic: ecom, websites, sales, etc (5 sec)
3. find #1 influencer in that niche (10 sec)
4. gather their tweets, AI generate 300 tweets
5. Use tweethunter to auto post 10 per day
6. you get 1M+ views minimum per month
7. automatically send link to product to everyone
8. AI generate 5x 200 page ebooks in 35 minutes
9. ~400 people view the checkout page
10. u get 20 sales for $500 each. $10K/month profit
obviously there is more details to this biz
if u want the full 65 pg PDF guide on how, comment "PDF" and i'll send.
Must be following + Retweet

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