The Expatriate

Some very sad things happens to some very good People overnight. You could go to bed all fine and wake up mangled together with the junk of loss,pain,grief,sorrow and sickness. Live life. Be grateful always,lesson learnt!

@EziomaKalu Let's see how those books gives you organisms and children. How will they take care of you when you will get sick?

@KipkelesK No

This year, I read 150 books. I smashed my two years reading records. 🤭 I also taught myself Korean from absolute beginner to intermediate level, got longlisted for a literary prize, made it to Isele Magazine's top ten essays for 2024. Check the comment for the books I read.

@OmwambaaK Fuck Charlene in the ass!

@Kenyans Kumamako chisuga

We should thank President Ruto because what is happening here wouldn’t be tolerated in some other countries, especially with such kinds of silhouettes - Government Spokesperson Mwanaisha Chidzuga

@madamayo_ She put her dog on the leash? 🤣

It’s December period and you don’t want to loose your little ones in the malls to avoid stories that touch.

@mkainerugaba 1. UNFAT 2. HAVE A DICK 3. HAVE SOME DIGNITY. Period!

@mkainerugaba You morons want to cripple Uganda for good? Give chance to other fresh people not necessarily you! Just poison that senile orangutan together with his wife and let them die!

For Mzee's last term in 2026, I request all Ugandans to give Mzee the best send off ever! Let Mzee get over 80% of the vote for the first time. Target 80%.

@Men_Sex_Health The coco melon I have hates travelling!

@EricLewis289453 @Men_Sex_Health It appears you don't know what you're doing!

@Men_Sex_Health If a man knows what he’s doing, he can please a woman even if he’s soft.

@TheOtherDelo_ Wachana na milaya buana. Never trust anything that bleeds fir 7 days and don't die!

Nyamisa Chelagat,Hanifa,KoT Sonko,Jelani hawa ndio wanataka kukua main characters this time round,mmoja ni chizi,mmoja ako na mimba,na mwingine ako njaa atawauza even for a debe of viazi.,Avoid them kama leprosy.

@C_NyaKundiH The part of kes1m for special prayers ndio the evidence of world class brainwashing. That amount can get you a surgical procedure!

Death of Tanzanian Man at New Life Church Kilifi Reignites Fears of Ritualistic Practices Tied to Shakahola Tragedy The family of a Tanzanian man is demanding justice after his mysterious death at the New Life Prayer Centre and Church in Mavueni, Kilifi County, which is led by controversial preacher Pastor Ezekiel Odero. The incident reportedly occurred on December 8, 2024, during a high-profile church function, amid claims of a coordinated cover-up by the church’s leadership and local law enforcement. The deceased identified as Zachariah Kyomo had reportedly travelled from Mbeya, Tanzania, and allegedly died in Room 7 at Jordan Hotel, a facility within the church’s compound, after paying Ksh 1 million for special prayers. Witness accounts suggest that his wife, devastated by the sudden loss, threatened to expose the church’s role in the tragedy but church officials are alleged to have quickly offered her Ksh 2 million to silence her, locking the room with the body inside until they could orchestrate a plan to manage the situation. The following day, December 9, church officials reportedly sought the assistance of an OCS from Chasimba Police Station which is well outside the jurisdiction to handle the matter. An affidavit was sworn, claiming Kyomo died while being transported to the hospital in ambulance KDR 523X. The body was secretly removed from the premises at around 2 a.m. and transported to Tanzania two days later. No postmortem was conducted, yet records list multiple pre-existing health conditions, including hypertension and diabetes as the cause of death. Members of the distraught family are now questioning the inconsistencies surrounding Kyomo’s death and the subsequent handling of the case. They are demanding answers as to why the body was locked in the hotel room overnight and why law enforcement from a distant jurisdiction was involved. “Mbona mwili wa mpendwa wetu uliwekwa ndani ya chumba usiku mzima badala ya kufikishwa hospitali?” one relative asked under the request of anonymity. The family has also criticized the rushed transportation of the body to Tanzania before any thorough investigation could take place. These loopholes, they argue, paint a picture of a coordinated effort to cover up what happened. They are questioning why an affidavit was sworn stating Kyomo died in transit when witnesses say his body was locked in the room until late in the night. The family has also drawn parallels between these events and other reports of suspicious deaths linked to the church. On December 11, just days after Kyomo’s death, another tragedy struck the church as a woman from Machakos reportedly collapsed and died during a service. Witnesses claim she passed away on the church premises but ambulance KDR 523X was again used to transport her to Kilifi Referral Hospital where it was allegedly staged that she died en route. These latest mysterious death incidents at New Life Prayer Centre and Church have raised serious concerns regarding the practices at the church, especially amid allegations that Pastor Ezekiel Odero may be linked to occult activities and a growing pattern of unexplained fatalities. There are suspicions that some of these deaths could be connected to ritualistic practices (allegedly endorsed by Pastor Ezekiel) at the church popular for its large gatherings and evangelical outreach. These claims are not without basis, considering the tragic events surrounding the Shakahola Forest massacre. In the aftermath of the Shakahola incident, where over 100 bodies were discovered in mass graves, many of the victims were believed to be followers of a cult led by Paul Nthenge Mackenzie, who encouraged followers to starve in pursuit of spiritual salvation. Pastor Ezekiel’s name has repeatedly surfaced in investigations surrounding the tragedy. Though he has denied any direct involvement, he admitted in April 2023 that at least 15 victims died at his church after seeking prayers. Some of these deaths were reportedly linked to health conditions but questions remain about the true cause of these fatalities.

Avoid showing off always pretend you don't have money.

@Exclusive_Bizz The bafoon is overweight!

Jose Chameleone meets his son Alpha Mayanja.

@HonAdenDuale Kwani alikufia misitu waria?

It is with utter shock that we have learnt about the demise of Janet Wanja, a celebrated volleyball star who fought valiantly against cancer. As we grapple with this heartbreaking loss, we send our deepest sympathies to her family and the volleyball fraternity. May you find comfort in knowing she lived a life that touched many and her unwavering spirit on and off the court is an inspiration to many. May her soul rest in eternal peace.

@Kauthara_bae Does football get pregnant? Nonsense!

@wambuiiidoc You useless cunts!

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause... and wtf do men have to deal with ???

@Kenyans 0-1

On a scale of 0-10, how would you rate President Ruto's performance this year? 0-3 4-6 6-8 9-10

@TaraBull808 Is that uncut dick?

Kanye West is officially back on 𝕏