ARCHIVED | Eijiro Kirishima🗿

(As a tweet from the owner of the account, I have left the parody. This account is archived and I will no longer be posting or even looking at this account. I am logging out bois, it was a good run 😤7)

@HizashiYEAmada He knows too much. @BadTouchHandMan kill him.

Hey guys, I met spider-man today! All he would say is "Quesadilla" though!

@mrexplodytits @ohhshidooo Not her fault you’re built like an angry Pomeranian.

@ohhshidooo It was YOUU RACOON EYES REEEEEEE!!!

WHO MADE THIS, WHO!?! ILL KILL YOU

@HizashiYEAmada I can’t get close enough to check, he charges me anytime I get close

Hey guys why does my dog look so weird?

@Uravitea2 @ohhshidooo We only got caught because bakugo decided to yell over them giving him 9 nuggets in his 10 piece.

@KiriUnbreakable @ohhshidooo 2am chicken nuggets do hit different, but not when its a school night and we have two strikes from Mr Aizawa bc of what happened last time

@Uravitea2 you when kiri and I fight

@ohhshidooo @Uravitea2 It's never too late for chicken nuggies!

@KiriUnbreakable @Uravitea2 It was 2 in the fuckin morning eiji!

@ClassRep_Iida DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOISIE! THE RISE OF THE PROLETARIAT WILL COME!

@HizashiYEAmada 24/7 bro

Guys, who the fuck is oxy and why are they a moron?

Mineta is gross Retweet if you agree or if you hate yourself

@mrexplodytits Yes you did. If you’re hungry then have a snickers

‘‘Twas not I whom ate thy chicken nuggies for he whom hungers is not thyself

@mrexplodytits Only because you double dipped in the sauce

@KiriUnbreakable No, you stole some of my fries last time we went to McDonald’s

@mrexplodytits give me back my fucking mcdonald’s nuggets or I’m shredding your crocs.

@mrexplodytits Pay me for more nuggies 😤😤😤

@KiriUnbreakable I ate them

@mrexplodytits Gimme the fucking nuggies!

@KiriUnbreakable Uh Uh Well I didn’t even want those anyways

@mrexplodytits Oh really?

@KiriUnbreakable B-but I don’t even wear crocs And no My nuggies

@ohhshidooo 😳

@KiriUnbreakable 😳 we could

@ohhshidooo What if we went outside and didn’t wear facemasks or gloves while on a date 😳👉🏻👈🏻