julio kitoko 𝕏🃏

@General_Somto If you’ve been in that road, you will understand why this keeps happening… People don’t respect driving rules and road signs. And again the smoothness of road gives joy to accelerate above the expected speed limit.

This Abuja To Minna Road Has Claimed Way Too Many Lives, Man 💔: A Whole Family Gone In One Moment. The Father, The Mother, And Their Few-Months-Old Baby 💔 No One Deserves This Kind Of Pain…Very Tragic💔.”

@Wizarab10 @SultanaOfJade Now, this is what we call legal process.

Hello @SultanaOfJade Judgement. I've been kind enough. The next person won't be so lucky.

These are the guys that stormed their presidential palace and beat up their politicians in 2024, right?

Snake's Future Is In Danger 😂

@s_so_true @YusufMBuhari This dude really fumbled big time. He should have use his father’s 8yrs and influence to gain more visibility but he chose power bike.

@YusufMBuhari Only in Nigeria do this like this happen. There is no qualification rather than sentiments and a power bike accident

Today in Katsina, I had the honour of formally receiving my Expression of Interest and Nomination Forms from His Excellency, Governor Dikko Umar Radda. I am deeply grateful for the confidence reposed in me and remain committed to engaging with our people and working tirelessly to deliver meaningful representation.

@EvelynFabayo I will advise you withdraw all your funds from the account and stop using it.

@dammiedammie35 @MTNNG and @DStvNg has compromised all the agencies that are to hold accountable for every fraudulent activity.

Man stormed an MTN office after his 150GB one month unlimited plan got exhausted in just 6 days and they couldn’t even give any reasonable explanation!!! This is what we all need to do!!! The way data plans disappears lately is ins@ne💔💔

@Emeka_Onyeocha @dammiedammie35 @freshnessofuk Exactly. Either unlimited with a specific amount you pay for a day, week, month or year. If one has to pay subscribe for a particular number of GB, that’s not limited.

@dammiedammie35 @freshnessofuk If MTN says they are giving him 150GB unlimited for a month, that's two contradictory statements. There is nothing like unlimited and also 150GB, it's either unlimited for a month or 150GB.

@Imranmuhdz If you know, you know. There’s nothing like challenging BAT. That’s his contribution to the party campaign.

BREAKING: Trader Osifo Stanley from Edo State has purchased N100 million of APC Presidential Nomination forms to challenge President Tinubu for the APC ticket at the primaries.

It doesn't take much to make men happy

A man in Odisha dug up his deceased sister’s grave and brought her skeleton to the bank Just to prove she had died. He had been trying to withdraw ₹20,000 from her account, but bank officials kept insisting he bring the account holder in person. Despite repeatedly telling them she had passed away, they didn’t listen. Frustrated and unaware of the legal process, he took this extreme step. This incident shows not just a lack of awareness, but also a failure of basic human understanding in the system.

@MarioNawfal @officialrnintel Keep peddling fake news propaganda for pay masters Ass hoe

🇲🇱🇷🇺 UNCONFIRMED: Russian Africa Corps are pulling out of Kidal in northern Mali. A local fighter was photographed wearing a captured Russian flag on his head. Moscow's grip on the Sahel is slipping. Source: @officialrnintel

@Wizarab10 @Israelfinn1 @el_maris_autos Getting a brand new AWD with this luxury features with car brands like Toyota, Honda and Benz will cost x2 of the price tag.

Sweetest Car right now. I told you China is the future. 2025 Changan UNI-K 🇨🇳 AWD - BRAND NEW FULLEST OPTION White - Black - Silver & Grey colors. 🏷️ 45M Home Delivery (🇳🇬) Shipping, Clearing & Duty (included) ETA 45 - 60 Days. You can trust @el_maris_autos to deliver. You can make the payment to me to guarantee your trust. Send a DM today.

@ednyoka Thank you Father. Steady increase in my crypto portfolio. Patient to HODL and exit at the right time for up coming bull run. $10M goal achievement 🙏🏽

You may write your intentions below. I will take them up for Monday morning Mass.

@ProfitableMan1 I think zenith does same

Dividends come from real profits. Companies like MTN Nigeria and Guaranty Trust Holding Company pay shareholders from earnings. No profit, no dividend. Simple.

Prices move daily. Wealth builds slowly. Short-term movement can confuse you. Long-term growth rewards patience. The market tests your emotions more than your intelligence.

@ProfitableMan1 @roqqupay Is roqqupay licensed by SEC?

Now you can long and short the USA stocks right here from Nigeria on @roqqupay. I will be learning technical analysis soon. 😂

@HeartMattaz @UnkleAyo This list is incomplete without @guzu_p

@UnkleAyo Finishing. If you know what is good for you, don't look for trouble with the following people. 1. Sir Salako 2. Sir Dickson 3. Sir Harry 4. Sir David Hun 5. Rita 6. Sir Chisom 7. Sir Neo 8. Sir Taiwo 9. Sir Prestigious 10. Sir Oku

⚠️ VIEWER'S DISCRETION ADVISED ⚠️ I've seen your replies to the ex-convict. I have no insults to give, as I am becoming a changed man - just a piece of advice. Beyond your insults, he needs a recommendation for a carpenter. A carpenter incredibly skilled with the use of sandpaper. The dermatologists have tried, this is beyond the scope of their 5 year academic degree. The person owing you 180M (where you wan thief am) - ask them to at least waybill Chinese sandpapers, if they can't pay your debt. Nigga spun a jar, conjured all types of poxes from chicken to monkey, made a parfait & juggled it up - now has to live with embarrassment that looks like undercooked pizza with expired cheese. There are faces only a mother can love. There are faces a mother can't help but spit on. Pugs are incredibly ugly dogs. My friend has two. I dislike them with passion but I'd rather have those dogs lick my face than spit on you. Not even if you take suckaway juice as pre-workout should you look like this. It's Twitter - so exconvicts, fraudsters, conmen, charlatans, broken lab experiments and Agric Secimen Q can run their mouth.

@BellzofAfrica @ChuksEricE I stop buying noodles and bread since 2024. Now I bake my own bread

@ChuksEricE Even that one she says is good because it spoilt quickly may not be safe, it could contain unsafe levels of bromate.

Lady left in shock after the bread she bought 4 days ago got spoiled, while the one she bought 2 weeks ago still remained fresh and unchanged.

@officialmoore7 Only a few will understand the joy of waking up and hearing bird music around your vicinity

Good Morning guys , Wishing us all a blessed week 🙏.