Kate Douglas

@dadmann_walking Shut the front door. I am also today years old (and that’s Old) 😲

How old were you when you found out Bar stands for Beer & Alcohol Room? I was today years old.

I am officially in love with the entire Fijian rugby team @fijirugby

@Social_Mime Yes!! 😂

Does anyone else when they're behind a slow driver in the fast lane steer your vehicle slightly to the side so the people behind you can see it isn't your fault?

@DogsAreeFamily Toffee

Baby needs a chocolatey name😍😍🤔

@ooftbeebee Yep. Definitely a thing. Remember from childhood and still say it now

@jazz_inmypants I don’t know what anyone is referring to in this thread but I’m laughing 😂 a whole lot

@sarcasticmommy4 All the wines

My favorite thing about parenting is trying to figure out which wine pairs well with relearning algebra.

@bushontheradio Got me through my late teens on family holidays! #thedrinkingversion

Currently playing PASS THE PIGS in the Hotel in la Rochelle, have YOU played this iconic game? 🇫🇷

@susie_dent Weirdly love this ☺️

A sweet reminder from the dictionary: the word ‘daisy’ was originally ‘day’s eye’, because the flower opens its petals at dawn to reveal its sunny central disc, and closes them again at dusk.

@nathaliejacoby1 Me (2 vax plus booster), regular testing. Never been positive ?!

@awkwardenabled Husband does this all the time!

Just made the announcement that I’m putting in my ear buds so if someone talks to me I’m not ignoring them. But my earbuds are actually dead and I am in fact ignoring them

Retweet this if you read books for fun📚 My boyfriend doesn’t believe people do anymore & I’m trying to prove him wrong.

@emily_tweets Oh so glad you said this. People saying ‘expresso’ is one of my totally irrational and disproportionate irritants in life

i don’t know who needs to see this but there is no ‘x’ in espresso

@Brownskinned06 Me

Do you know anyone who still wears their masks, practice social distancing etc and never had Covid?

@Stap_Jr Ha ! Same. Although cred where due…it’s lasted nearly 2 weeks

Still haven’t put the tree up yet so this poinsettia is under a ton of pressure.

What a game @EnglandRugby

Just had to say that the breakfast scene on the yacht in the last ep of season 2 @succession is one of the best written scenes I’ve ever seen… and the last 5 mins. F yeah kendall Roy 👊

@FordMwool 😂 that is THE BeST thing 😂

@andyroddick 😂

@KaylaChowShow Can you Fax that to me