Flatch Gordon

@NatlParkService Hike softly and carry a large stick (positioned in front of your face)

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.

@PunkyCovfefe @FrogMoonMama We have chickens they free range a lot in the spring through fall and that def cuts the feed costs . We also have more garden scraps to give them

@FrogMoonMama Do you have to feed them all summer long or can you at least cut back on the food during the summer?

I like having chickens. It feels like free eggs, although thats me just ignoring the cost of feed these days.

@BarstoolILL I flat out reject the notion that "impact matters more than intent" I'm over that BS

The Penn Band issued a formal apology for the chant 😭 Unnecessary, but classy 👏

@TylerPurcell24 Yes! Started ours yesterday and it feels gooooood

That first garage clean out after a long winter is SATISFYING

TV people...Please stop interviewing college kids at halftime of a game! Let them play

@shellykittleson Learn to code?

Former Reuters bureau chief who lost his job and is now struggling to survive as a taxi driver: "In my previous jobs, I interviewed prime ministers and CEOs (...) We are all improvising, all one broken transmission or missed paycheck away from something even worse (...) in the United States, more than 10,000 journalists lost their jobs between 2022 and 2024 (...) Google, Facebook, YouTube, and TikTok have gobbled up the advertising dollars, and campy 30-second videos by influencers now deliver what passes for news on social media (...) my family (...) flew to Italy, where they could live rent-free in a family member’s home (...) After I said goodbye to them, I wept uncontrollably in the airport parking lot, not knowing when I would see them again (...) I trust an app to buy me another day"

@coookwithchris @oasishealthapp This place makes great all natural and homemade deodorants, soaps, etc. great for clean living with a dirty name Adirtyhoe.com

The top rated CLEAN deodorants Most deodorants contain aluminum, parabens, phthalates, artificial fragrances and more. Avoid🙅🏻‍♂️ @oasishealthapp

@SamaHoole It's not grass fed and finished they are finished on grain

A short guide to ordering carnivore at McDonald's: Walk in. Go to the counter or the screen. Order double cheeseburger. Say "no bun." If you want to be precise, say "no cheese either." Receive beef patties. Eat beef patties. This guide is complete. There is no advanced version. What you get is perfectly carnivore. The patties are 100% beef. Comes from a grass-fed cow. Not cooked in seed oils. Don't listen to the gatekeepers who think everything needs to come in the form of a panda-massaged ribeye.

@greg16676935420 @Kalshi Starship!

@Kalshi Does anyone else see what I see?

BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans are now tied at 50% to win the Senate.

@CoachDanGo Do the thing

People in 40s and above, what are the life tips/advice that you will give for the people in their 30s?

@IllinoisReview When will people learn? He is unelectable in a general

🚨 Darren Bailey wins the GOP primary race for governor and will face JB Pritzker in the General Election.

@PunkyCovfefe @Investmentkage @medinvestor13 Yeah you were off today

@Investmentkage You and I are in the same boat. I found out today from @medinvestor13 that my jokes don’t always land. I was shocked because I crack myself up constantly.

Poor guy didn’t realize I was making fun of all the engagement baiters.

@mudirshin @unusual_whales Ordinary shareholders have more access to information on a daily basis today than professional investors had on a quarterly basis only a decade ago

@unusual_whales What kind of idea is this? If companies only report twice a year, what are ordinary shareholders without insider access supposed to rely on to make investment decisions?

BREAKING: The Securities and Exchange Commission is preparing a proposal to eliminate the quarterly earnings report requirement and instead give companies the option to share results twice a year, per WSJ

@elonmusk If it's not out yet how would you even know??

New Roadster unveil hopefully next month. It will be a banger next-level.

@elonmusk Nothing will change

Wow

@JackPosobiec This is socially acceptable

42 years ago today Happy Gary Plauche Day

@ChuckGrassley Fertilizer for 2026 is already bought for the most part

CNN just reported secretary of agriculture said White House is working to get food prices down THE FASTEST WAY IS TO TAKE TARIFF OF FERTILIZER FARMERS NEED TO HARVEST AN ABUNDANT CROP Tariffs must go

@PunkyCovfefe @loveleesfinance You need to change your name now don't you?

@loveleesfinance I checked mine. Same old same old. I'm very consistent.

I just got my 𝕏 payout💰 $42.53 will be invested on Monday 📈 Thank you 𝕏 fam ❤️

@PunkyCovfefe @alex451g Overrated it's just 2/10 of a pound of meat with 50 percent more bread and some thousand island mixed in. One is much better off getting a quarter pounder (added meat) or a M double (lower price)

@alex451g I had one a couple of years ago. I thought to myself, “Self, you haven’t had a Big Mac in so long. Let’s see if you still love it.” I don’t remember the outcome, but I haven’t had one since. Guess it wasn’t as great as it was when I was a teenager. I do remember loving the fries!

When's the last time you ate a Big Mac? It's been literal YEARS for me.