MisterKnight

@SVG__Collection Timeless. I still listen to it.

“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones was released 60 years ago today.

@For_Film_Fans The more comedy and laughter we have, the better humanity will be.

Brilliant bloopers from BETWEEN TWO FERNS

@nicksortor Just in time to raise interest rates due to inflation.

🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Kevin Warsh has been CONFIRMED by the US Senate to be the next Chairman of the Federal Reserve, 54-45 Jerome Powell is DONE! 🔥 President Trump's going to wake up in Beijing a happy man — if he even bothered going to sleep 😆

@MikhailaFuller Does he raid the mini fridge with all the goodies in it?

Omg someone with a young family, whose house burned down, is in a hotel. Because they have no home. Because it burned down. Call the press.

A Japanese company hired 11 full-time office cats to reduce workplace stress, and it’s working. Tokyo-based Qnote Inc. first adopted a cat in 2004 and has since grown its feline staff to 11 permanent office residents. Employees say the cats boost morale, encourage short breaks, and create a much more relaxed and pleasant work environment. Each cat even has an official job title, such as “office clerk,” “manager,” or “auditor”, making them fully integrated into the company culture. The company loves cats so much that “cat lover” is now listed as a requirement for human job applicants. To accommodate its furry employees, Qnote renovated the office with 12 cat toilets, climbing shelves, and scratch-resistant walls, allowing the cats to roam freely without causing damage. The result? Lower stress levels and stronger team bonding among staff. A purr-fect workplace solution.

@itsSaulGoodman and he makes perfect tacos, too.

Lalo gives Eladio a Ferrari full of cash. Better Call Saul S5x10 "Something Unforgiveable"

@TMZ What's the daily rate at the Bel Air hotel? Who is funding it?

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt is staying at the Bel Air hotel, not his airstream trailer. Details: bit.ly/4uQY2UF

@ProudSocialist So No Power to the People

50,000 people in Lake Tahoe have been told to find a new power source because their Utility company is redirecting their power lines to data centers. You ready to revolt yet?

@FoxNews Great news for the defense attorneys to bill more hours.

🚨 BREAKING: South Carolina Supreme Court justices overturn Alex Murdaugh murder convictions, order new trial

Red Sox fans put paper bags over their heads in the ninth inning of the team’s loss. They were seemingly removed from their seats or told to take the bags off before the inning ended, per @BOSSportsGordo

@JamesTate121 That would be Rob Schneider a real comedian.

Rob who?

@oldskoolbballx A key piece to get them championships.

Happy 65th birthday to Dennis Rodman! The only guy who could guard 1 through 5, battle Jordan, lock down Shaq, and still look like he walked straight off an MTV Spring Break ‘99 stage.

@Acyn Do we pronounce her name as "ah-oak"? I want to get it right and not sound silly when I say it.

AOC: What is extremely disturbing about what has happened in Virginia is this court overturned the will of three million Virginians. They can say what they want about the ballot initiative, but they explicitly chose to issue this ruling after the election happened. They had all the time in the world to issue an opinion or an injunction before allowing this election to happen. They did not overturn a map—they overturned an election. It is the power of the American people that should be the ultimate check on all three branches. The court’s ability to overturn an election that was clear in its result should be something that is called into question.

@Acyn Why aren't they lobbying professional athletes to do the same?

MacFarlane: Urging people not to go to SEC schools? Rep. Veasey: Absolutely. Why are we rewarding these schools with billions of dollars from kids who have been raised in our communities while our voting rights are being taken away, while the districts we represent are being taken away? Enough is enough.

@kaitlancollins He was one of the best ones they had. Horrible news.

Link: cnn.com/2026/05/12/pol…

FDA Commissioner Marty Makary is exiting the Trump administration, per two people familiar, after it became public that President Trump had signed off on a plan to fire him, confirming Politico.

@KatiePavlich @MartyMakary whatever the reasons? I think we know why based on other reports. Him leaving is not good at all.

Sad to see @MartyMakary leave FDA, whatever the reasons. He is a good man and was a desperately need voice of logic, reason, courage and ethics during COVID panic. He never caved to mandate pressure, even putting his job on the line at Johns Hopkins. Wishing him much success.

‼️HOUSING CRASH ALERT‼️ Zillow is now forecasting that 309 of 894 US metro housing markets will decline in price by 2027— THAT’S OVER 1/3 OF THE COUNTRY! Anyone denying that a housing crash is imminent is lying to you and themselves!

“Consumers don't produce inflation. Producers don't produce inflation. Inflation is produced only by too much government spending and too much government creation of money, and nothing else.” — Milton Friedman

@nicksortor Will they discuss the former Arcadia Mayor?

🚨 Air Force One is now WHEELS UP en route to CHINA With no fuel stop, this will be about a 14 hour flight. POTUS has a JAMPACKED schedule waiting for him in Beijing!

@cutiieepie6 You simply take the roll of quarters to your bank and they give you a $10 bill. Easy. Nothing to worry about.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.