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@fasc1nate "A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it."

@bugcel_ 9 roommates...

@Twoquiik20 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Doesn't have to buy gas

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Obviously he richer than most out in the real wrold. BRO DOES NOT HAVE TO PAY RENT. 🤣🤣

This inmate is going viral for flexing multiple Apple devices, over $100k and pounds of cannabis while behind bars

@wysockivi @NatHalberstadt

@NatHalberstadt “at hospital” 🤨

In Philadelphia, grabbing computer charger from CVS. Can’t find any. Ask where chargers are. “Our electronics are now locked up front behind cashier.” Noted, while $3 - $5 items like toothpaste are locked in aisle, once you hit the $10 - $20 range, you need a physical barrier. Too high risk. Changing consumer habits. I’m trying to get cashier to get charger off back shelf for me, security guard stops a guy with backpack walking out of store. Marches him to register, unloads backpack, several hundred $ of items caught being shoplifted. Cashier is scanning my now liberated charger, I’m paying, and police officer steps in from street or somewhere else in store, I’m not sure, to help security guard. Criminal says he’s sick, police officer tells him to just drop the stuff and leave. Criminal walks out, no charges pressed, no crime reported. Officer says “I don’t want to get tied up at hospital with him all day” Many such cases ( @CatoInstitute )

@WebUndefeated 😱 *Plopping sounds*

Me watching this on the toilet: Daaaamn 😂

It's another Mellow Monkey Monday in Mellow May and Monkey is once again in a magnificently mellow state of mind while meditating most masterfully and majestically. Monkey wishes you the most mellow meditation possible on this marvelously magical Monday in the middle of May.

@mikerainey82 Tell him, "I guess you forgot to close the windows"

Been on the road 12 of last 14 days. Just drove 20 hours home, walked into the house with the a/c blasting and windows wide open.

Sunday. Enjoy it.

@theleslieneeson Classic episode

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-99)

@Ziyas_Lost @ERCboxoffice This is why they don't care how bad the new movies flop. Over a long enough time scale, the damage has been done.

@ERCboxoffice The radioactive waste of this progressive remake will be around for years. It will still serve the purpose of distorting the original book.

Angel's ANIMAL FARM is the pigsty of the summer so far--just $5.4M through three weeks and nearly out of theaters.

@lanabeesfw I bet @SneedPlays would like to see this

Sort of! Jumping spider eyes arent like human eyes where they have an orb or eyeball. The round part that we see is a fixed lens that cannot move, but under the lens of the primary front eyes are telescope-like eye tubes and retinas that can go side to side, up and down, and rotate! Their side eyes are stationary and don’t move. Heres a really cool video that shows how the eyes move inside!

@CapBurner @DocStrangelove2 No rifling; no barrel. Just throwing that bullet out there crazy and determined.

@DocStrangelove2 Is that shit hit the fence/whatever on the left or am I crazy

@JQAfan What a horrifying string of words.

Oh that's Hillary Clinton's erect nipple on my timeline

@NostalgiaFolder Trying to navigate this toy as a child with a 104 fever

My mom: *takes me to the doctor's office* 4 year old me:

When I was younger, I lived just a stone's throw away from a family who all died of mysterious head injuries.

@radioactivered @bionerd23 The person that shows up to the pot luck smiling way too big at everyone.

I can tell you have never seen the video of @bionerd23 extracting Technetium from her urine. ☢️

@MagneticNorse @radioactivered 👀

WHAT?! Michael’s is selling glow in the dark glass beads that, based on this video, contain uranium and/or are highly radioactive.

@SneedPlays Good morning, Sneed ☕

GM Gamers. It's Workout-Friday.

@FellerYeller 🤣

"He's too excited about this movie. Add Pedro Pascal."

@minori_noen With enough marshmallows and brown sugar, anything is possible.

冷凍焼き芋って美味しい？

@KentuckyPete76 I saw that! Pretty awesome!

Tonight I got a reply/repost and a follow back from the man, the myth, the legend, Mr James Woods. I am so happy and grateful and just shocked that I don't even know what to say. I have looked up to Mr. Woods since I was just a lil Pete. I feel I've reached a major social media milestone. I will sleep good tonight if I can even get to sleep, I'm so giddy from all this. Thank you Mr. Woods, I tip my hat and bow to your greatness.