KindaNuttyOldishBloke

I often confuse Americans and Canadians but now I promise to stop using long words.

I know there's a lot of my American friends on here so could I trouble one of you to shut the warmongering tangerine twat up. He's costing me a fortune over here. Thanks in advance.

@SlipperySecret I was serious! 😐

@SlipperySecret Get in front of me!

This is the weirdest circle jerk I've ever been to.

STOP CUTTING THE CUNT OFF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PICS! TIA.

@JenniferMe7407 I like boobs 🤷‍♂️

This whole thing went to shit when Elon Musk took it over and ruined it for all of us. So I'm not sure how it works now? Am I allowed to call that war mongering, orange piece of decrepit shit a cunt or not? 🤷‍♂️ Asking for a friend obvs.

What an insulting, silly little twerp the United States Of America voted in....Again 😂😂😂 This pathetic rock that still runs the world, salute you, you pathetic, attention seeking, war mongering piece of worthless shit. @realDonaldTrump 😂😂😂😂

@NoContextHumans Heat.

What’s this delicious English breakfast missing?🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Marlayna29 Cook hot dogs.

🤔

@theladyjane_ Women.

I could settle for onion rings if you prefer savoury...

I just want a woman to eat ring doughnuts off my boner. Is this too much to ask?

Am I weird for liking a bit of hair on a fanny?

I might fuck about and post a pic of my thighs but cut it off just below m6 business.

@texasstalkermom I'm going with that as a vagina reference from now on.

What is it with nipples?

@ddsmidt I like a three way myself...

No man cave is complete until there’s a stolen three-way sign on the wall.

The least you could do is be fucking nice!

When I Masurbate I'm loud as fuck and messy. If you don't like it kindly move to another table or go to another restaurant. Thanks in advance.