Robert Keeling

@Dominos_UK Not a Spurs fan then?

my predictions for today's games

@FCBayernEN Damn right!

Best striker in the world.

@Martina Martina, terrible if true but most posts about Trump (positive or negative) aren’t true. They are posted to enrage people and generate clicks.

Honestly- where the fuck are the people that can stop this atrocity??

@henrywinter No, utterly terrible decision. This is (potentially) a minimum £50,000,000 fine, one of the most draconian punishments ever.

Jeepers, peepers, Southampton lose appeal. Correct decision. Cheating is cheating. Hull City will play Middlesbrough in Saturday’s Championship play-off final at 3.30pm at Wembley. Time for some contrition and reflection at St Mary’s. Time for reimbursing their fans and rebuilding their damaged reputation. Must be doubts over Tonda Eckert’s job now.

@henrywinter And don’t get me started on Celtic

@henrywinter This is terrible and unjust on Saints. One assumes a more serious announcement imminent regarding City…

Southampton kicked out of Championship play-off final for spying. Correct decision, especially as it transpires they spied on three clubs in total. This is about more than a bloke standing behind a tree with an iPhone. It’s about how seriously the game should take cheating. EFL independent disciplinary commission have struck a blow for fair play, for integrity, for the need for respect between clubs, for coaches to have an expectation of privacy in training. 25% of goals scored in the Championship this season were from set-pieces. Clubs practised them. Understandably, coaches don’t want their plans revealed. EFL sending a strong message with this punishment.  Spygate 2 different from Spygate 1. Rules tightened and punishments introduced since Leeds United’s offence. Appeals, of course. It’s tough for Southampton fans to be denied the trip to Wembley and the chance of a return to the Premier League. It’s particularly tough that many have forked out for tickets, travel and accommodation. Their frustration and anger should be directed at their club. Southampton should recompense fans. It’s not the fans’ fault.  The stupidity in all this is that Southampton would probably have beaten Boro anyway. Better team, stronger bench. But this is so damning… “Southampton admitted breaches of Regulations requiring Clubs to act with the utmost good faith and prohibiting the observation of another Club’s training session within 72 hours of a scheduled match,” says EFL. “The admitted breaches concern fixtures against Oxford United in December 2025, Ipswich Town in April 2026 and Middlesbrough in May 2026.” So the punishment is proportionate. It should act as a deterrent. Honesty matters.

@henrywinter Henry, have you seen the ‘bunker’ system in The Australian National Rugby League? - On field ref can call for a decision from the referee in the bunker, who uses VAR to make the decision. - Video and audio of decision process broadcast live in stadium and to TV audience.

At some point, they will have to play the audio of the decision-making process live, the communication between referee and VAR. IFAB against, though. But why shouldn’t match-goers - who fund the game - and viewers - who fund the game - know exactly what’s going on in the game? It would increase transparency for a start. It would engage fans (maybe enrage) rather than keeping them fiddling their thumbs, impatient for a decision. It works in rugby union (TMO) and cricket (DRS) - admittedly sports with different rhythms and volatility in responses. It might put additional pressure on officials, but it’s a mess currently and fans deserve a more transparent process.

@DefenceHQ @pinstripedline @16AirAssltBCT Brilliant work! You always do the nation proud.

Strap in: Follow one of our paratroopers from @16AirAssltBCT jumping in to Tristan da Cunha – one of the world’s most remote communities – to deliver vital medical support 🪂

@Heccles94 @Bad58 Daftest comment on X in quite some time.

It is absolutely correct and proper for politicians to scrutinise the actions of the police force. It is completely unacceptable for the police force to comment on and get involved in politics. Mark Rowley should resign.

@Bad58 @JonathanPieNews No I’m good. Happy to see police dealing with terrorists.

@KobertReeling @JonathanPieNews Forgot your meds ?

Zack Polanski getting told off by a policeman. (This is first class)

@Bad58 @JonathanPieNews Yep!

@JonathanPieNews So you think it’s ok for police officers to kick a suspect in the head? A potentially lethal aggression is perfectly okay AFTER the suspect has been tased?

@SukberiaFR Thank you for your hate.

I'm French. I hate the british. But the Falklands are british. Yanks and Argies butt out. 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇫🇷

Dragons score: detailed analysis of past five minutes of play to see if there are any reasons not to award the try. Roosters score: try awarded immediately. + let’s send a Dragon to the bin for good measure.

@MartinKnight_ George Doors

On St. George’s Day - my five favourite George’s: 1. George Best 2. George Harrison 3. George Orwell 4. George Formby 5. George Cole. Yours?

@GoingParabolic You’re allowed to move the flagpole to allow the ball to drop.

This just happened off the tee on a par three. The flag pole is obviously leaning and there is some wind. Do I count this as a hole in one or do I wait for the wind to blow and move the flag? How long can I wait? THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.

@piersmorgan We’ll take it!

I just an incredibly intense premonition as I walked through Central Park in New York: of Arsenal beating City on Sunday, 1-0, with a header by Gabriel from a disputed 98th minute corner.

@piersmorgan Do you think we should concede he (DT) hasn’t got a clue whether it’s open or not?

Good news. Let’s hope it stays this way…

@NickBryantNY Stunning, although a few years old. Garden Island hammer head crane still standing.

Strong contender for this weekend’s most beautiful front page. The Sydney Morning Herald aged 195.

Me: Follows ‘The Masters’ on Instagram. Instagram, Facebook, Everything: The absolute only thing you will ever see on social media will be golf-related forever.

@clark_aviation Portacabin just under the tower where I would sneak in (with the others) for a smoke.

Several of my mates spent 'time' at RAF Coltishall, even before it was the prison it is today! Arguably, the 'spiritual home' of the RAF SEPECAT Jaguar fleet, I still find it hard to remember that it closed two decades ago.