Sir. Iggy 🇰🇪 𓃵

@konzatech One of the most gayest thing have heard today. Konza is the brand that has sold the whole project. Why drop the name

From Konza Technopolis Development Authority to Technopolis Development Authority. #SiliconSavannah

Mimi ni mhubiri,nabii na Zakayo wa ushuru....

Ndio naingia Nyamira CBD nichome my hommies alafu tuingie locals. Hapa 400 inalewesha mbogi adi waniite MCA😂😂

@jimNjue_ With the secretaries and security outside

Where is Kasongo?

@ntvkenya Call it maandamano2026 bwana

June 25 anniversary: Coalition of Victims and Survivors Against State Violence (CVSSV) announces it will hold vigils, demonstrations every Sunday across the country in remembrance of victims of 2024 protests.

@sholard_mancity Buenas tardes. Yo, Ignacio, apoyo a México esta noche.

Today, Africans have agreed on one thing: we stand behind South Africa. We can debate politics, immigration and everything else tomorrow. Today, it's Africa vs Mexico. The replies will tell you exactly how many people hate South Africa more than they support Africa

@BBCWorld Dear president @WilliamsRuto 🇰🇪 here is another chance of us getting free dollars from @realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸. These screwworm can be fed to our chickens 🐔 🤔

US plans to fight flesh-eating screwworm outbreak with flies and dogs bbc.in/4uTQwIZ

@HonMurimi @MountKenyaUni

@MountKenyaUni When last did you win EPL?

Turn to your Arsenal friend & tell them, GGs, Better Luck Next Time ...

@usefulidioty You’ve never cooked

Next season we cook💪

@usefulidioty VAMOOOOOOSSSSS

F***** Penaltiessssssss

@Arsenal VAMOOOOOOSSSSS

A season to be proud of. We pushed the boundaries over land and sea, and couldn't have done it without your support. Thank you, Gooners ❤️

@PSG_inside Ami du PSG depuis le 12 août 1970. Merci, PSG, et félicitations pour le titre de champion ! 🏆🎉⚽

🏆 BACK 2 BACK 🏆

@edwinsifuna Ami du PSG depuis le 12 août 1970. Merci, PSG, et félicitations pour le titre de champion ! 🏆🎉⚽

PSG.

@chibzyyyy Ebola

Gun to your president's head, name a fruit.

@Its045_ She became a catholic mother 🤔

What happens when a catholic church Sister gets pregnant?.

@citizentvkenya He deserves good treatment, we have received good money from USA

An American national charged with being in Kenya illegally asks for "good food," says ugali and cabbage not enough

@BBCWorld @Kenyajudiciary want's its share first

Kenya court halts opening of US Ebola quarantine facility in the country trib.al/4hbntDK

@MwendaKev Are you aware mutuati sub-county borders isiolo yet there is no 'solid' direct route to isiolo county 🤔

@KobiaIgnatius From Mutuati Market, you have three solid options: 1. Drive to Kachiulu and join the new road to Mandera. 2. Take the Meru-Maua road and branch off at Muriri. 3. Branch off at Kirindine. All three routes will lead you straight to Isiolo.

There's an airport next door in Isiolo with about three good roads that link it directly to the miraa farms in Igembe and Tigania.

A guy in Machakos had been nursing one epic beard for TEN full years. It was so silky and majestic that local ladies couldn’t stop touching it💀 His jealous friend, whose own face looked like a baby’s backside, couldn’t take it anymore. So while the beard king was busy snoring in a bar, the jealous bro pulled a fast Delilah move. He struck a match and set the 10-year masterpiece on fire like it was dry grass😢Now the owner is nursing burnt cheeks and a broken heart, while his friend is probably hiding in another county. Ten years of oiling, combing and flexing… gone in five seconds of pure envy. Bro, Never sleep near a jealous man with no beard😂😂😂