" One smile, can start a friendship. One word, can end a fight. One look, can save a relationship. One person can change your life."
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Stefan koen
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"Don't fuck with someone's relationship just cause you can't get one."
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Boy: is ur *smile* from McDonald's? Girl: (with mysterious look, asks) why? Boy: Coz... I'm loving it* ;) @kleinroos ♡0♡0♡0♡0♡
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"@Laughbook: They say you are what you eat... Thats weird because I don't remember eating a fucking legend" @RD_Mcleod @_geOrge_VR @ricow5
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@_geOrge_VR that's a yes tweet !! Haha daai sneeuwolfhond het no tweet!! Haha is befok saam ju en #baasdean!! Wake the fuck up! Haha mis ju!
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"@QuotingJokes: If cockroaches can survive atomic bombs and chemical warfare, what the fuck is in a can of Raid?" @Henci8G @cordier009
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"@QuotingJokes: I'm so ready for school..... to end." @Arievosloo9 @Bok10ka @cordier009 @Corra02 @Henci8G @janstrauss89 @PietFab15 @ricow5
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"@awkwardposts: *Buying condoms* Cashier: "Would you like a bag with that?" Me: "No thanks..... She's not that ugly." @RD_Mcleod AP
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*You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.* hold on to me as we go* @kleinroos ♡
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"@WTF_GoogleFacts: Smoking can slowly shorten a man's penis over time." @cordier009 @etta_duplessis @janstrauss89 @RD_Mcleod @Henci8G
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@kleinroos "See I'm a man that don't believe in much. But I'll be damned if I don't believe in us" ♡ :)
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"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours." @PietFab15 @cordier009
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" Teacher: We are watching a movie today Me: Oh hell yes!!! Teacher: I'll be giving you a worksheet to fill out. Me: The fuck you just say."
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Fat guy: "What are you looking at?" ... Me: "The reason double doors were invented." @Corra02 #munchiesmonster
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*Ever since I met you no one else is worth thinking about* @kleinroos #dankiviralshoor** ♡♡♡
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