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"I don't watch soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I'd take my friends to the bar."@PietFab15

"Dear Mind, please stop thinking so much at night, I need to sleep."

"Vodka is made from potatoes, potatoes are vegetables, and vegetables are good for you.@Henci8G #NUBRAAI

"Drinking a moderate amount of beer can assist in reducing risk of heart disease in both men and women."@Henci8G @PietFab15 @Koenas7

"Giving your best friend 'the look' when someone is being annoying as hell."@Henci8G. #jwetwi:)

"@chenae778 You're single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....me too."

"@PietFab15 I don't care how small that spider is. I want it dead."

"@chenae778 We all have that one friend that never has a clue whats going on."

"@chenae778 You're single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Me too.."

"@WizKhalllifa: #ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend: "I got your back no matter what.""@Koenas7

"@PietFab15 "Where are we going?” "I don’t know, I was following you...”"

"I look at my best friend and think: Why the fuck do I love this retard?"@Koenas7

"Slowly sneaking on your seatbelt when you see a cop."@PietFab15

"@chenae778 The awkward moment when your unsure if someone is a girl or a boy."

"A friend will knock on your door. A best friend will walk in and start eating from your fridge."@Koenas7 @Henci8G @PietFab15

"Old enough to know I shouldn't, Young enough to do it anyway."@PietFab15 @Koenas7 @Henci8G

"@PietFab15 I tried sniffing coke once... but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose."

@chenae778 "Jy sal my weer so mik ini eksamen lokaal vrou j sal so bietjies bietjies in jo broek pipi!"

"@chenae778 We all have that one friend whose laugh is funnier than the joke."