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@GBPolitcs @DailyMail He has friends?

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told friends that he intends to stand down as Prime Minister and set out an orderly timetable for his departure [@DailyMail]

@SmashJT You gotta admire the guy.

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@SmashJT And right in front of Big Ben.

How about that turnout today, eh!?

@TheBoschFawstin Rebel without a father.

The first look at Christopher Nolan’s James Dean biopic

@Osint613 I see a bright future for this man. Then a loud bang.

Iran's First Vice President: "We will no longer allow enemy military equipment to pass through the Strait of Hormuz."

@Slatzism Gay men are famous for being understated.

the study that this figure came from actually surveyed gay men from the very bars and clubs that would become ground zero for AIDS just a few years later. it found 43% of them had 500 or more sexual partners, and 28% had 1,000 or more. the average normie was (and is) kept under the impression that HIV was easier to contract than it really was because in reality the amount of high-risk sex the average gay man had to engage in to have even a SLIGHT risk of getting HIV was mind-boggling and no one would have sympathized with them after finding out.

@UKDecline Down south we've had a lot of cockchafer's in may. Stag beetles normally follow.

Can anyone give me some statistics on why we dont see these anymore? What the hell happened? This is real decline.

@Opiumbrella @RedHotBlaziken No difference from an onlyfans girl and her simps.

@RedHotBlaziken Is it weird I feel bad for them? 😂 they just want food. Not their fault they were born mosquitoes 😂

So creepy and gross. Look at their needle noses poking. DX

@SophiaNarwitz He did a terrible job.

This guy’s aura would hit so hard in a Kojima game.

@alphafox Typical woman.

Rage baiting mosquitoes for science: 😌

@No4167 Got an arm like a zebra.

Mate. No one will notice those tiny earrings 😂😂

@gatorgar Much like socialists, those slices are too thick.

A socialist sandwich. (Feeds 10)

@Christophe37461 He looks gay.

He looks like he paints landscapes and breeds alpacas.

@EndWokeness Was that because they gave them all lunch?

Holy sht. Turns out, this ad campaign by the Philly sheriff cost taxpayers $600k!

@RantyAmyCurtis "She is my cock."

Is she inflatable?

@Michaeldudufudu I AM THE LAW.

Oh come on you cant tell me this isnt intentional

@Opiumbrella @4thOfJuly365 BBC.

@4thOfJuly365 I’m just over here posting my cock..

Here are the new rules on X: Don’t reply too much Don’t reply too little Never say “good morning” Never reply “good morning” Don’t post a lot (that’s spam) Don’t post too little (we need activity) Say whatever you want But make sure it’s exactly what WE want Create tons of original content But don't be mad when we just bury it behind news clips No clickbait (unless you're a Krassenstein) No ragebait (unless you're a Krassenstein) Don't repost videos from other platforms Be unverified from a third-world country for max reach Drop a ton of talking videos Just don’t be surprised when we suppress them Post memes, but only the approved kind Be edgy, but not that edgy Trend with us, not against us And finally... Celebrate free speech…on our terms only. Welcome to the Toilet Bowl Era on X: where the rules change daily, and the goalposts move hourly. Just create, post, pray, and watch the algorithm decide your fate. Enjoy your “freedom,” peasants.

@GundamIsHere Looking forward to the anime of this.

Japan has discovered big booty Latinas🫡

@klara_sjo Typical Virgo take.

The microcosm projects the macrocosm, and not the other way around. Thus, to every person the luminaries are personalized (though obviously similar enough). This explains how astrology might work and wipes the chalkboard clean of all cosmological models.

@tadgh_dc A drag queen never got a chance to hurt a child.