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Every once in a while you should sit with your partner and watch those nonsensical podcasts with problematic discourse so you can know their opinions on such topics. You might think the enemy is far when they’re in your bed

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

I do not give advice to men because I am a true misandrist However I’ll address a sensitive issue Today’s man has not been prepared for a reality where women are independent. You hear it in cries of our mother used to and women of today. Behind those cries is a harsh reality 1/3

I need you people to stop sharing your your family dynamics cause how do you come on social media and say that your biological father who you swear loves you does not know your legal names? Why would you tell us something like that😭😭

After a cruel day , here is something to keep you smiling for the rest of the evening 😂😂

In fact, to me, as a man… if you don’t know your child’s age, birthday, shoe size, clothing size… That’s borderline deadbeat. ❤️❤️ Of course; some of you might be disturbed by the word ‘borderline’ but YES! 😘😘

The earth actually takes about 365 days and 6 hrs to complete a trip round the sun, but for convenience, we ignore the 6 hrs. And over 4 years, the ignored extra 6 hrs yearly accumulate to a full day (24 hrs) which we then add as Feb 29th, creating a leap year

What’s a life-saving medical fact everyone should know?

We listen, we don’t judge as oomfs?😭

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I’ve never forgiven my mum.

@The_UIA Decorating your home, dedicating prayer, watching Christmas movies, exchanging gifts, sharing food and drinks with family and giving back to others.

6 years of being a budo girl, you had no choice but to become an impenetrable wall of self esteem and confidence with the capacity to persevere all circumstances. So we became!! A thread of experiences as a budo girl...

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters. I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers. It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together. Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings. Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me. We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

@MusokeJr @dfcugroup But you’ve been at it with this bank 💀💀😅😅. You never give up, do you?

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i met him ronaldo🇵🇹

Not a single moment in the history of reality television has left me more shook

Small Thread; On murders, shootings, assasinations etc... In 2012, when I first joined @ugandarn I was firmly placed on the security desk, a colleague @malabatom handled police, so I was sent to the army. The task was to always do a story on that beat every three times a week

Today, I am humbled & honored to share with you all a restored image of a remarkable woman - the mother of Uganda's freedom fighter @HEBobiwine I had the privilege of restoring this image of her, & it was a powerful experience that left a lasting impression on me.

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